I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[MichaelinChina]

Note to self: do not reply to any PMs from blondes with glasses because she is known to share her PMs with possibly jealous significant others.

But then you weren't gonna send me a PM anyway...this is so confusing. Redundant even.

 

[Massacre]

I was so turned on writing my resonse i cum all over my pants.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I was so turned on writing my resonse i cum all over my pants.

Note to self: do not reply to any PMs from blondes with glasses because she is known to share her PMs with possibly jealous significant others.

But then you weren't gonna send me a PM anyway...this is so confusing. Redundant even.

And here I thought WE might be killing this thread

 

[MichaelinChina]

And here I thought WE might be killing this thread

That's one I would seriously consider replying to if I were you.
Kill this thread? I would ask if you were being serious if I were to even reply to this PM.

 

[Bookishleigh]

That's one I would seriously consider replying to if I were you.
Kill this thread? I would ask if you were being serious if I were to even reply to this PM.

As if! I have standards. A basic grasp of the English language is one of them. Also, not cumming on your pants before responding is another.

 

[MichaelinChina]

As if! I have standards. A basic grasp of the English language is one of them. Also, not cumming on your pants before responding is another.

IDAYPM but I may just change my mind.

 

[PrissOff]

And here I thought WE might be killing this thread

Hahaha!!

 

[MichaelinChina]

<blank stare>

 

[Bookishleigh]

<blank stare>

Did you cum on your pants too?????

 

[thefishfryer]

I didn't answer because it appeared to be meant for someone else. The evidence being that it referred to breasts.

 

[Massacre]

Did you cum on your pants too?????

Am i missing something?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Did you cum on your pants too?????

You don't expect me to answer that do you?

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because it's in Italian.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I was overwhelmed with messages

 

[lowphat]

Because all you did was tell me how much better you are than me.

 

[fullservice65]

I was temporarily — really, just temporarily — insane.

 

[nigel_in_uk]

I was overwhelmed with messages

Its ok I'll let you off

 

[emsway]

It was formuliac.

Hello. Would you be interested in talking to a __ year old man from ___, who is good shape, intelligent, and a good conversationalist? I am interested in, ___, and _____, and would love to chat with you about your interests and kinks, and what brought you to Lit.

I get at least three of these a week.

 

[moocha01]

Because I have enough cock shots to keep me entertained at the moment, thanks

 

[emsway]

Because I have enough cock shots to keep me entertained at the moment, thanks

I don't know if it's something I'm doing right, or wrong, but I've never gotten one of those. And I don't want one, thankyouverymuch.

 

[moocha01]

I don't know if it's something I'm doing right, or wrong, but I've never gotten one of those. And I don't want one, thankyouverymuch.

I like the human body,all parts of the male body appeal, some more than other's. Obviously by saying this I get alot of pictures but it's fabulous but I can't answer everyone. I have a life, although I am trying to find a job that I could just look at body's all day Lol.

 

[fullservice65]

What?!? We get private message?!?

 

[ElijaRDC]

I didn't answer your PM because I don't fucking do PM's (except from, like, 4 people maybe).

 

[cliteatingman]

I checked out your profile pic and you're not sexy enough...

 

[curvyangel1969]

I checked out your profile pic and you're not sexy enough...

oh so picky!