I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[cliteatingman]

oh so picky!

A cliteater needs to have standards

 

[base10]

Number 1 reason, text language and inability to form a complete and coherent thought.

 

[Trouble_maker]

Your replies are few and far between.

 

[curvyangel1969]

A cliteater needs to have standards

Oh yes. Absolutely!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Um, I didn't answer your pm because you didn't send one.

 

[quietlylooking]

Eventually in any correspondence, someone will have the last word. I decided to let you have it.

 

[SquirtnBrat]

It was formuliac.

Hello. Would you be interested in talking to a __ year old man from ___, who is good shape, intelligent, and a good conversationalist? I am interested in, ___, and _____, and would love to chat with you about your interests and kinks, and what brought you to Lit.

I get at least three of these a week.

Because I ignored the exact same email
You sent me two days ago.

Because I don't cyber and don't flirt with random people

All this.
IDAYPMB you asked me to kik or snapchat in the first pm, but I don't have a sn with them.

 

[cliteatingman]

Um, I didn't answer your pm because you didn't send one.

I could send one

 

[Cute3Kitty]

Number 1 reason, text language and inability to form a complete and coherent thought.

In full agreement with this!

 

[37_ttej]

It was formuliac.

Hello. Would you be interested in talking to a __ year old man from ___, who is good shape, intelligent, and a good conversationalist? I am interested in, ___, and _____, and would love to chat with you about your interests and kinks, and what brought you to Lit.

I get at least three of these a week.

Damn, I'll have to change the template.
It seems a bit wordy too.
What if I go for a 'refreshingly honest' approach?
Maybe I could include an auto-response option for convenience.

How's this?

Hi. Yer pretty. Wanna (select):

a) fuck
b) send me nudie pics
c) receive nudie pics of my undersized dick
d) dirty chat / sext
e) cam
f) fuck (in case you missed the first option)
g) all of the above

Horndog

 

[LadyVer]

It's hard with ADD to read a pm that should be a story.

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because I have a huge backlog of PMs that I need to deal with first.

 

[thefishfryer]

because your PMs where switched off.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Because I never got one from you.

 

[zydrate]

Because you're a douche

If you think my AV is really me.... Well, you're a douche

 

[julybaby04]

Because I am not into girls.

 

[mickyp123]

Because I am not into girls.

You could offer the pm sender a free prescription of Tricoxagen

 

[Bluespark]

Because the wife came home inexpectedly

 

[julybaby04]

You could offer the pm sender a free prescription of Tricoxagen

I have no idea what that is....

 

[Lakeprincess1]

Lazy

Because I just didn't feel like it.

 

[mickyp123]

I have no idea what that is....

Em, try.......cocks......again

 

[julybaby04]

Em, try.......cocks......again

Gotcha....

 

[37_ttej]

Because you're a douche

If you think my AV is really me.... Well, you're a douche

Damn.

*automatic douche qualification*

Wait. Of course it's not you!

The real zydrate's av would be in the newd!
Douche-ness avoided!

*fist pump*

 

[Iceprincess12]

You started with

"Hi, how are you"

And bored me to death.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I was certain you would be aroused by my ASL opening pm but when you sent back your one word response..."Troll" I wasn't sure what pet name to pick for you in return...I am so new at this. I realize now I should have started off with Hi how are you...wanna fuck? But I was too embarrassed to try again.