I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[barefootgirl69]

I accidentally deleted your pm before reading it

Is that why I never heard from you? ?

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Is that why I never heard from you? ?

I never got your reply back yet.

 

[Penuche]

The absinthe had gone to my fingers.

 

[Hornblende]

The absinthe had gone to my fingers.

Absinthe makes the fingers wander

 

[Penuche]

BITCH

But it's totally cool, hey?

Oh yes, I only worry about the opinion of people I like or respect.

 

[Penuche]

Absinthe makes the fingers wander

I obviously haven't drunkporrofed this enough.

 

[Hornblende]

I obviously haven't drunkporrofed this enough.

 

[RoyceConnors]

because you sent it to me by mistake. Check who you're PMing next time.

 

[SimplyMsT]

because you sent it to me by mistake. Check who you're PMing next time.

Because Im still waiting ...

 

[tnman03]

Because Im still waiting ...

Because the NSA Analyst who intercepted it's still laughing

 

[barefootgirl69]

Because I didn't care that I was 'the lucky winner' of your cock pic. It really wasn't all that amazing anyway.

I understand you were feeling anatomically challenged by the COCK THREAD. Maybe some Miracle Grow will help. I'll put a shovel on for you, because one day you'll show it to the wrong woman, and it will be lopped off.

 

[OxfordDon]

because you always bale out mid convo anyway so i saved us both time!

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Because I have gotten zero pm's today. Hard to reply if I didnt get any.

 

[lowphat]

Because you talk like a crazy person, and I don't do crazy, sorry.

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because I really don't want to continue the dialogue with you.

 

[thefishfryer]

Because I didn't care that I was 'the lucky winner' of your cock pic. It really wasn't all that amazing anyway.

I understand you were feeling anatomically challenged by the COCK THREAD. Maybe some Miracle Grow will help. I'll put a shovel on for you, because one day you'll show it to the wrong woman, and it will be lopped off.

But the odds of you winning were so high. I thought it was an good omen.

 

[MirandaAlexis]

Because I shouldn't be forced to look at your bare ass or what I can only assume is your penis (looks just like a real one, only smaller) when I click on your message.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Because I shouldn't be forced to look at your bare ass or what I can only assume is your penis (looks just like a real one, only smaller) when I click on your message.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Someone sent me a pm???

 

[barefootgirl69]

But the odds of you winning were so high. I thought it was an good omen.

I hope you didn't buy a ton of Mega Millions Lotto cards

 

[John_Q_Public]

Because I think you're mean and manipulative... and I just don't care anymore.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've been a little overwhelmed of late.
I'm getting to it, I promise.

 

[Penuche]

IDAYPMB you deserve better than a semi-detached reply full of barely decipherable typos.

copy and paste under the influence, I can and will do, but no more

 

[PattiJolene]

well if l missed you it could be because l don't have a lot of time on here some nights and l just want to post and read what others are up to.....

 

[PrissOff]

I didn't answer your pm because fuck you.