thefishfryer
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Seems reasonable.
I didn't answer your p.m. because.....
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Seems reasonable.
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LadyJS
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IDAYPMB I found putting you on my ignore list much more efficient. My venom is precious, and you're not fucking worth my time!
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Iceprincess12
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I said you could continue writing but your pm's would be deleted and unread.
beachbaby179
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...because I don't feel well and anything I write would come out wrong and sound bitchy. Maybe tomorrow.
Devlishone4fun
I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
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because you never replied back to mine
SMNaughtywife
* his minx *
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Gagging me with 2 rolls of tape, saran wrap, zipties, and a chair.
Save that for the second PM. Fuck dude!
Save that for the second PM. Fuck dude!
ChainedUp
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Nice to see he doesn't just save that for us guys. smh
Aquagal
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I hope that's not the same fuckwad that sent one out years ago. Add a studded dildo.
Assholes.
SMNaughtywife
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fullservice65
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IDAYPM because I was making bread and had lots of flour on my hands, and I thought it would be weird to masturbate to the content of your PM with flour on my hands. Just sayin'.
barefootgirl69
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Excuses, excuses! How many times have I answered YOUR PM in that same situation?
We're through! It's over! Enjoy your bread, baby, let's see if it helps you in those, uh, delicate moments!
Devlishone4fun
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Because I never sent you one.......
fullservice65
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Excuses, excuses! How many times have I answered YOUR PM in that same situation?
But I knead you!
barefootgirl69
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fullservice65
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Oh, no, mister! You kneaded the bread more than you needed me!
But you make me rise!
barefootgirl69
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fullservice65
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Well, I don't want another bun in the oven!
Maybe I should stick to salads!
barefootgirl69
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Hmmm maybe. What kind of dressing?
Devlishone4fun
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Because I rarely get one, that most seem think I do...
fullservice65
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A special blend.
Devlishone4fun
I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
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Because its almost 4:00 am in the morning and I still haven't got one from you or anybody else. You can't get blood from a stone. Plus you couldn't handle one from me, it would just make your pussy all wet....
Shame on all your lies! You just threw all that good luvin all away Darlin!
Shame on all your lies! You just threw all that good luvin all away Darlin!
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CJontherocks
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I didn't answer your pm because the phone rang and I had to run upstairs to answer it, but it was just a paid non-profit solicitor, but that reminded me that I needed to get a check out to the cancer research people, but I couldn't find a pen so I went back upstairs and finally found a pen in the kitchen, but the dishwasher needed emptied and then noticed that the little wheel on the dishwasher rack was loose, so I went downstairs to get a screwdriver, but when I got downstairs, I forgot what I went down there for, but I did remember that I needed to iron my shirt for tomorrow so I did that, but I was out of starch, so I went to the store and got some starch and milk and bread and lunch eat and eggs and bacon and there was a special on pork chops so I bought some of those too, and then I thought maybe I needed some wine so I spent about an hour deciding which wine to buy, and then when I got home I noticed that the light bulb was out in the garage, so I got a light bulb from the closet and changed that, and then remembered that the groceries were still in the car, so I put those away and then decided to make a sandwich, and then sat down to eat the sandwich while I watched a little tv, and finished the sandwich but started binge-watching episodes of tv shows I've been meaning to catch up on, but fell asleep for a little while and woke up about three hours later with a pretty nice hard-on. So naturally I had to take some time out for myself... twice. I went into the bathroom to clean up and noticed that the faucet was dripping, so I went downstairs to get the pliers. When I got downstairs, I forgot what I went down there for. So I went back upstairs to hopefully remember what I went down there for. And then I forgot why I went back upstairs. But then I remembered that I needed a screwdriver. Except I couldn't remember what I needed the screwdriver for, so I wandered around the house for a while, looking for something that needed screwed in. Finally, I saw the dishwasher door open and remembered the wheel. So I wandered around the house again, looking for where I left the screwdriver. I found it in the freezer, and I took out some meat for dinner. The rest of the night is kind of a blur because I also grabbed one of those bottle s of wine from the fridge... and then another. But you'll be happy to know my DVR is no longer at 98% full, and I'm all caught up on movies and tv shows. And my Netflix list also. And my balls hurt just a little because I had some more "me time." I'd respond to your pm now, but there's some stuff around the house that needs fixing. Maybe I'll write later. After a nap.
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