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I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

I didn't answer your PM, because I haven't been in here for months, and thought it was a case of mistaken identity....it's happened before
 
CJontherocks said:
I didn't answer your pm because the phone rang and I had to run upstairs to answer it, but it was just a paid non-profit solicitor, but that reminded me that I needed to get a check out to the cancer research people, but I couldn't find a pen so I went back upstairs and finally found a pen in the kitchen, but the dishwasher needed emptied and then noticed that the little wheel on the dishwasher rack was loose, so I went downstairs to get a screwdriver, but when I got downstairs, I forgot what I went down there for, but I did remember that I needed to iron my shirt for tomorrow so I did that, but I was out of starch, so I went to the store and got some starch and milk and bread and lunch eat and eggs and bacon and there was a special on pork chops so I bought some of those too, and then I thought maybe I needed some wine so I spent about an hour deciding which wine to buy, and then when I got home I noticed that the light bulb was out in the garage, so I got a light bulb from the closet and changed that, and then remembered that the groceries were still in the car, so I put those away and then decided to make a sandwich, and then sat down to eat the sandwich while I watched a little tv, and finished the sandwich but started binge-watching episodes of tv shows I've been meaning to catch up on, but fell asleep for a little while and woke up about three hours later with a pretty nice hard-on. So naturally I had to take some time out for myself... twice. I went into the bathroom to clean up and noticed that the faucet was dripping, so I went downstairs to get the pliers. When I got downstairs, I forgot what I went down there for. So I went back upstairs to hopefully remember what I went down there for. And then I forgot why I went back upstairs. But then I remembered that I needed a screwdriver. Except I couldn't remember what I needed the screwdriver for, so I wandered around the house for a while, looking for something that needed screwed in. Finally, I saw the dishwasher door open and remembered the wheel. So I wandered around the house again, looking for where I left the screwdriver. I found it in the freezer, and I took out some meat for dinner. The rest of the night is kind of a blur because I also grabbed one of those bottle s of wine from the fridge... and then another. But you'll be happy to know my DVR is no longer at 98% full, and I'm all caught up on movies and tv shows. And my Netflix list also. And my balls hurt just a little because I had some more "me time." I'd respond to your pm now, but there's some stuff around the house that needs fixing. Maybe I'll write later. After a nap.
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ROTFL!!! So, THAT'S where you've been!
 
If I wanted to share certain details about myself with everyone on this site I would have put them in my profile.
 
Because I've been running around all day. And I'm on my phone. Not my computer. Do you know how hard it is to type a lot on a phone? Shit. Just this post took me 5 minutes.
 
Vincess3 said:
Sorry ladies....not all.of us are that way...I'm sure you all know that. I'm amazed you get those kind of posts.
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We do know that. It's why we keep pm's turned on in the first place. Most of you are charming. And the others...just make you look even better. :rose: No worries.
 
Vincess3 said:
Sorry ladies....not all.of us are that way...I'm sure you all know that. I'm amazed you get those kind of posts.
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I agree, not all are! Which is why we're still here enjoying conversation with men who have manners and class. :kiss:

Edit: I wrote without reading your last post...'manners and class', great minds, etc.:kiss:
 
Your profile was blank.

You also can't seem to keep one train of thought through a sentence. So you're either fake, or a dumbass. Not sure which is the better answer there.
 
base10 said:
Your profile was blank.

You also can't seem to keep one train of thought through a sentence. So you're either fake, or a dumbass. Not sure which is the better answer there.
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Ohhhh, maybe it's one of those guys posing!!!!
 
barefootgirl69 said:
Ohhhh, maybe it's one of those guys posing!!!!
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I really don't get the point of this.

If you're gay, great be gay and talk to guys.

But if you're not attracted to guys, what's the turn on of playing a girl and talking to guys.

I don't get it.
 
base10 said:
Your profile was blank.

You also can't seem to keep one train of thought through a sentence. So you're either fake, or a dumbass. Not sure which is the better answer there.
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If I see a sender with a profile that's blank or with very few details, I delete the message right away.
 
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