I Don't Get.....

I don't get why appliances are trying to be smart. If they were smart, they'd know I have a baseball bat?
 
I don't get why appliances are trying to be smart. If they were smart, they'd know I have a baseball bat?

Especially your Keurig, no?

And I don't get why men pick and choose which one of my emails to reply to. They are all awesome pieces of prose with a need for commentary. This isn't coming out right...I'm going to stop while I'm not so far behind, because I'm certainly not a head. Or is it ahead?
 
I don't get why I cannot smother my gigglesnorts...they're mine & they're into erotic asphyxiation.

I also don't get when I grope a guy's butt, he turns around & I'm groping too much girth...my hands cramp up.
 
I don't get why I cannot smother my gigglesnorts...they're mine & they're into erotic asphyxiation.

I also don't get when I grope a guy's butt, he turns around & I'm groping too much girth...my hands cramp up.

I did not know they were your giglesnorts. What you and your gigglesnorts do in the relative privacy of your bedroom is almost totally your business.

Try mouth hugs with the girthiier of guys you meet. It really does stave off hand cramps.

(and I could so have an advice column)
 
I don't get why I cannot smother my gigglesnorts...they're mine & they're into erotic asphyxiation.

I also don't get when I grope a guy's butt, he turns around & I'm groping too much girth...my hands cramp up.

:eek: I don't get that either!
 
I did not know they were your giglesnorts. What you and your gigglesnorts do in the relative privacy of your bedroom is almost totally your business.

Try mouth hugs with the girthiier of guys you meet. It really does stave off hand cramps.

(and I could so have an advice column)

Would you advise people or simply dole out random advice???



:eek: I don't get that either!


TARGET :devil:

MACY'S :devil: :devil:
 
Would you advise people or simply dole out random advice???






TARGET :devil:

MACY'S :devil: :devil:

I suppose I could start an unsolicited advisory thread. But I'd never quote the right question, so the answers may come off a bit confusing.
 
I suppose I could start an unsolicited advisory thread. But I'd never quote the right question, so the answers may come off a bit confusing.

Giving advice is hard. And personally I'm not asking advice in a public forum. I'll PM someone.

When I try giving advice I end up wanting to say... Do it my way or it will be bad for you. That gets me into trouble. :rolleyes::D:devil:
 
Giving advice is hard. And personally I'm not asking advice in a public forum. I'll PM someone.

When I try giving advice I end up wanting to say... Do it my way or it will be bad for you. That gets me into trouble. :rolleyes::D:devil:

It actually seems really really easy on the internet. It's almost as common as opinions and the flame out when a different opinion is offered.

It's probably that "Or" thing you got going on. "Or else" is always misunderstood. I don't get why.
 
I don't get why people don't do things my way. It's so much easier for me.
 
I don't get why people don't do things my way. It's so much easier for me.

I dont get why I can't stay away from this website, how did I become such an addict in such a short time and where the fuck did all these people come from? oh look shiny paper!
 
I don't get how I woke up an an Alfred Hitchcock movie. Birds. Where do these birds come from and why are the in the house?
 
I don't get why dumber and dumber commercials are gonna make me watch, "It's always Sunny in Philly."
 
I don't get why there are so many sucky tv shows on and they can bring back crappy remakes like Hawaii 5 0... but not Firefly when it has such a huge following even now.


*going to sit here wearing my shiny Jayne hat and ponder that a spell*
 
I don't get why ups is incapable of sending one box that hasn't been kicked, dropped are smushed.
 
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