Jonathon_Parker
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I don't get how unattractive guys get good looking girlfriends.
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LusterMunky
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I don't get how a virgin with 30 posts is posting on every single thread. Cool your jets, buddy.
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I also don't get why everyone assumes it's always about physical features and attraction....
Jonathon_Parker
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I don't get how they all know I'm a virgin.
LusterMunky
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Photo, the mind fools the body. We assume the body somehow relates to the AV. It is our fantasy.
LusterMunky
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They? They? What, you been spamming all the gurls?
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Play
I didn't get to play today
I didn't get to play today
LusterMunky
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Jonathan Parker, if I might offer you some advice here. You seem like a good and sincere guy . . . but I suspect that might be your real name. Don't do that here. Job applications and all. Google trails.
If you want to be here, sign off, and join with a new name.
If you want to be here, sign off, and join with a new name.
LusterMunky
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I suppose it does, and can. But, looks can be deceiving, as we all know, and looks aren't everything.
RubenesqueAphrodite
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I don't get... no, wait I do get that.. so never mind. Carry on..
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I don't get to see an ass like that very often. 
RubenesqueAphrodite
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I was going to say I don't get to show my ass very often, but then again, I'm sure I've shown my ass everyday I've breathed air...lolI don't get to see an ass like that very often.
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I was going to say I don't get to show my ass very often, but then again, I'm sure I've shown my ass everyday I've breathed air...lol
We have so much in common. I've shown myself to be an ass everyday, which is almost the same thing. We should totally do it.
RubenesqueAphrodite
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I don't get to make that call...lol
Oh, wait... you mean we should show our asses together... ok.. Mine's up.. your turn. *batts eyelashes all coy like and shit*
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I don't get to make that call...lol
I really don't get why people always want to see my ass. It's my girth that leaves a tickle.
RubenesqueAphrodite
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Girth???
lolI shan't be responsible for the commentary I could come up with on this...
Girth is a good thing..
I don't get why people are afraid of girth..
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Girth???
I shan't be responsible for the commentary I could come up with on this...
Girth is a good thing..
I don't get why people are afraid of girth..
Apparently people think length is more important. I mean sure, my tongue is wider than most, but I don't see the problem.
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I have no comment on the girth.
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See ^^^that. My girth left her speechless. It can do that.
RubenesqueAphrodite
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Well, hey now... length AND girth... you definitely got something special going on there... You wouldn't get any arguments from me on either account.
And now, I must bid you adieu and bon soir..
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Well, hey now... length AND girth... you definitely got something special going on there... You wouldn't get any arguments from me on either account.
And now, I must bid you adieu and bon soir..
Sleep tight lovely lady.
Jonathon_Parker
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Jonathon is my first name, Parker is similar sounding, but not my last name.
I don't get why my co-workers call me Jonatard.
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