I got Spit roasted but im not gay

[Etoile]

i'm a little confused by your statement. you admit being lesbian, yet you tell this man he is in danger of losing his soul for his activity with another male. obviously you assume it's ok if a woman engages in same sex relations, but a man will go to hell for that. i believe if it's wrong for one, it's wrong for both.

It was a joke, dear. Pretty much anybody who knows me knows that. Don't take things too seriously.

 

[Sanitysux]

I have to admit Etoile, at first glance I thought you were serious with your advice. {I haven't read any of your previous posts}
I kept thinking "What the hell is she doing posting on a board like this with that kind of attitude??" {Ha...Ha..}
I was relieved to discover that you were just joking.
It's just too bad that some people actually feel that way about gay/bi sexual people.
I guess that's why it was so easy for people to believe that you were being serious.

 

[Sallad]

I gotta say, I felt a lil twitch in my panties when I read your post. Sex is sex. sure it can be different with different people, but it can always be hot!

 

[Sanitysux]

I gotta say, I felt a lil twitch in my panties when I read your post.

Details damn it! I want DETAILS!!

 

[Etoile]

I guess that's why it was so easy for people to believe that you were being serious.

Really? My name is on top of this forum as the moderator, and I wrote the rules posts that are stickies here...I don't think too many people could have misunderstood my post. (Are you saying you haven't read the rules? )

I am honestly quite amazed that someone saw it as evidence of gender discrimination on my part. Earlier in this thread there is even some winking back and forth between myself and luvrboy333, and I think Ricwilly got the joke too. So I'm just surprised somebody misunderstood.

 

[Sanitysux]

(Are you saying you haven't read the rules? )

Umm.....I've really been meaning to get around to it....really. I'm planning to read them later today.
It's just that first....I've got to shave and shower,and feed my dogs....umm....wash my car,empty the dishwasher,vacuum, donate blood, maybe a kidney too,...umm....then do my volunteer work at the local shelter, help some old ladies cross the street.....it's no use,
I'm a terrible liar! I'm sorry, I'll read them carefully this evening.
*Slinks away in shame*

 

[bottomed1]

Really? My name is on top of this forum as the moderator, and I wrote the rules posts that are stickies here...I don't think too many people could have misunderstood my post. (Are you saying you haven't read the rules? )

I am honestly quite amazed that someone saw it as evidence of gender discrimination on my part. Earlier in this thread there is even some winking back and forth between myself and luvrboy333, and I think Ricwilly got the joke too. So I'm just surprised somebody misunderstood.

Man, Im new here and don't even know Etoile but I just kinda figured she was joking in her post. I mean come on folks, use some common sense. She's on a sexual bb, she has like thousands of posts, look at her avatar, very sexy...I can't believe anyone took her post as being serious.

BTW little lady, you are hott.

AND it was a VERY funny post girl, .

 

[College_geek]

Definitely go to church and talk to your pastor about this. You are about to cross over into dangerous territory and once you have fallen into the pit of sin then it will be impossible to go back. You should absolutely go to confession if that is part of your religion. Anytime you look at a picture of a naked man, you should bite the inside of your cheek hard so you don't do it again. There is still time to save yourself!

I love you, Etoile.

 

[Etoile]

Man, Im new here and don't even know Etoile but I just kinda figured she was joking in her post. I mean come on folks, use some common sense. She's on a sexual bb, she has like thousands of posts, look at her avatar, very sexy...I can't believe anyone took her post as being serious.

BTW little lady, you are hott.

AND it was a VERY funny post girl, .

Why thank you! On all three counts. Welcome to Lit!

 

[Etoile]

I love you, Etoile.

CG! Haven't seen you around here too much lately. Howyadoin?

 

[Tom Collins]

I'll admit that I thought etoile was serious for a sec.
I don't know her(no, I ain't read da rulz, I'm lazy), and I'm never amazed at how hypocritical people can be. Also, I thought it was a posibility that some people only came here to berate the rest of us. My experience with bibal thummpers is that they're never truely happy, unless they are making someone feel like shit about themselves. I think they call it "saving their souls", or some crap like that.
Sorry to rant, but I have issues with ultra religious people. I'm the sort that invites them in so I can fuck with their heads.

My opinion on this...don't worry about labels. They are sticky, and hard to remove without leaving a mess. I try to live by the "do as you please, so long as you do no harm." ideal.

 

[georgewas]

an excersize in sarcasm

I know that its hard for some people to understand sarcasm outside of spoken word, so ive formulated a step-by-step plan to help you out

1. read
2. THINK
3. respond

its hard but, with time...

and lastly, i wanted to respond to the "spit roasted" gentlemen. I understand you man. Im not gay either, i just like to go to thier clubs, march in their parades, watch thier porn, shove rubber penises inside me, and have sex with men. Im not gay at all! but maybe if you tell me where this party is at we can get together and discuss it...

 

[Etoile]

A very nice illustration of easy-to-understand textual sarcasm.

 

[Bishonen]

Cute avatar, bottom boy.

 

[missedith]

I'm going to reitterate what some have said... Sexuality is fluid.... I'm "bi"... i have a "straight" female friend who likes to kiss girls and grab boob every now and then.. i have a few "gay" male friend who like to make out with girls... and i have a "straight" male friend... who occasionally gives guys head... it's not the labels are there because society likes them... but there's a lot of grey everywhere.

 

[holeinthevoid]

A few days ago i was at a party and every one was taking of their clothes and fucking, we'd all had to much to drink and some guy came up to me and asked if i wanted to get dirty with him. I said "why not?" so i bent down and let him stick his dick up my arse. It was the first time and it felt weird, but i was really horny and this wasn't enough, so i looked round saw a guy standing close by and grabbed his dick, he didn't object so i stuck it in my mouth, it tasted good. When both guys had came inside me i turned over and wanked untill i came over myself. Then yesterday i was looking at porn and i just wasn't feeling it so i clicked on a gay link and i suddenly felt really horny, i again wanked off but this time i stuck a finger up my arse while i wanked. i came over my hand and then i licked it up. But im not gay what should i do?

You seem rather surprised by all this.

What made you think your nerve endings would react any differently from my nerve endings?

I'm not being mean, I'm just asking.

 

[Raimondin]

Definitely go to church and talk to your pastor about this. You are about to cross over into dangerous territory and once you have fallen into the pit of sin then it will be impossible to go back. You should absolutely go to confession if that is part of your religion. Anytime you look at a picture of a naked man, you should bite the inside of your cheek hard so you don't do it again. There is still time to save yourself!

Aha -ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-I just saw this for the first time! You're good E.!

 

[Etoile]

Aha -ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-I just saw this for the first time! You're good E.!

Aw shucks, thanks. http://www.amanita.net/images/smilies/blush.gif

 

[LadyAria]

Just go with it

 

[College_geek]

CG! Haven't seen you around here too much lately. Howyadoin?

I'm good...took a break from Lit for a month or two. Just lost interest for a while. Spent too much time on, I guess. ^_^ It's nice to be back and see your wonderful sarcasm.

 

[bottomed1]

Why thank you! On all three counts. Welcome to Lit!

No problemo...I've learned a lot from this board...mostly Im not the only guy with feelings like I have.

DC Etoile, I was born there but we moved out after the riots during the 60's. Personally I love parts of DC.

 

[Etoile]

DC Etoile, I was born there but we moved out after the riots during the 60's. Personally I love parts of DC.

Parts of it are awesome! Parts of it not so much. I've never lived anywhere else so I'm curious about life in other cities (and countries, etc) but I will always love DC.

 

[bottom boy]

Cute avatar, bottom boy.

Thanks