I Have Never (version 3)

[snexxer]

IHN considered an open marriage, but I am now.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN kicked my husband in the nuts

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a snowwoman with less than double G breasts.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN tried to surf.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN went out caroling naked In my neighborhood.

 

[fsa52]

IHN sent bare boob pics to all the clergy in town.

 

[ellehc422]

I have never licked a guys feet-many have asked

 

[dreamysub]

I have never leave a man I loved eventho I know I should have.

 

[Taegul]

IHN kept a lion as a pet.

 

[Btq97]

I have never eaten sea lion

 

[ericalauren]

I have never been to France.

 

[deft]

I have never sat on a toadstool holding a fishing rod.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been taken aside & searched at customs

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been strip searched by a guy named Bubba in prison

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been pegged by an English cucumber ribbed for my pleasure.

 

[dreamysub]

I have never met Him, but I feel Him every night.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN ordered or cooked liver & onions

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had Mrs. Clause sit in my lap.

 

[Leigh81]

I haven't ran over a protester .....yet

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used a candy cane for a sex toy.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been felt up under the mistletoe

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN been groped on the subway.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN worn an ugly Christmas sweater to church that says “Shitters Full” on it.

 

[fsa52]

IHN sung a solo at the Met.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN taken a vacation during the winter to some place cold & most likely never will.......burrrrrr