I Have Never (version 3)

[Taegul]

IHN suffered a wardrobe malfunction while performing a Super Bowl halftime show.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN seen The Sound Of Music

 

[fsa52]

I have never seen How the West Was Won.
A long story from my youth for this one.

 

[Nicefella]

I have never ever called 867-5309 and asked for Jenny.

I did that when I was 15.

Some poor Asian fellow in a bodega said “Fuck your Jenny, fucking fuckers!!!!”

 

[Nicefella]

IHN been more in love with Maggie Gyllenhall - Just saw the Secretary last night, and I can’t thank her enough for piquing my fascination with introverted, quiet, clumsy, awkward, plain-jane beautiful girls of all shapes!!!!

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been a sports fan. (Though I do watch Some).

 

[Dashabout]

IHN been good at playing poker.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN driven a tractor

 

[JustDave478]

Bungee jumped

 

[fsa52]

Run away from home to join the circus or the whorehouse or the nunnery

 

[~Elizabeth~]

IHN been on an airplane

 

[lanceGibs]

I have never shagged a litster

 

[~Elizabeth~]

IHN taken a cruise.

 

[lanceGibs]

I have never found a dirty girl online

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I have never been with a man without facial hair.

 

[hairball18]

I have never been with a man without facial hair.

I just happen to have a beard.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I just happen to have a beard.

Nice!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I have never been deep sea fishing.

 

[hairball18]

I have never snorkeled.

 

[lanceGibs]

IHN been tied to railroad tracks

I have never walked on railroad tracks

 

[masterslave00]

IHN fucked black woman

 

[Taegul]

IHN "carjacked" Santa's sled and gone joyriding with Rudolph.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN eaten a poisonous mushroom

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN caught a shark out of the aquarium at Bass Pro Shops.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN Kissed a cousin