I Have Never (version 3)

I have never sang Tie Me Kangaroo Down in public wearing only speedoes and a lace crop top whilst accompanying myself on a kazoo.
 
IHN had sex in the cockpit of an airplane. Maybe someday I will have sex in a cockpit. Maybe I'll never have sex in a cockpit. But one thing is certain...I really like saying the word "cockpit".
 
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