I Have Never (version 3)

[Doodledude]

I have never swam above the Arctic Circle.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a 1 vs 1 basketball game against Michael Jordan. Undefeated still!

 

[Taegul]

IHN played naked Twister with the next poster.

 

[Amanda330]

IHN played naked Twister with the next poster.

Very true. We haven't.

IHN gotten so drunk that I blacked out and ended up in a stranger's bed

 

[Taegul]

IHN gained superpowers after being bitten by a radioactive spider. I really need to stop allowing strange spiders I hardly even know to bite me...

 

[JaySecrets]

I have never sang Tie Me Kangaroo Down in public wearing only speedoes and a lace crop top whilst accompanying myself on a kazoo.

 

[Seadog777]

IHN....seen a single episode of Game of Thrones, The Sopranos or Breaking Bad.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sang “The Funky Cold Medina” at church

 

[JaySecrets]

I have never been in a hot air balloon

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sex in the cockpit of an airplane. Maybe someday I will have sex in a cockpit. Maybe I'll never have sex in a cockpit. But one thing is certain...I really like saying the word "cockpit".

 

[flipghost]

I have never been married.

 

[Taegul]

IHN won an AVN award.

Fucking disgrace!

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN seen a cannibal eating tofu.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN wrestled in jello

 

[Amanda330]

IHN left my panties at a partners house on purpose... Unless they asked to keep them.

 

[Seadog777]

IHN.....Not called a lady back, when I told her that I would.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN left my panties at a partners house on purpose... Unless they asked to keep them.

Aren't you generous.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN climbed a wall.

 

[Cjbdd]

IHN jumped off a cliff

 

[desimanwhore]

I have never had sex outdoors

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN jumped off a cliff

Good. Don't!!

 

[CuriousRick]

IHN Sky dived

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN dressed up like the Easter bunny and danced to the Funky Cold Medina.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN written a song.

 

[Biggalute]

IHN said 'never again'