I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN annoyed the doctor before he did the vasectomy on me.

 

[Taegul]

IHN winked at the doctor as I was turning my head and coughing.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN hunted for a white rhino in a zoo.

 

[Bdm20]

IHN met anyone from Lit in person

 

[Soccerfanpen21]

IHN downhill skied naked.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

IHN kissed a mannequin

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been a hand model.

 

[Taegul]

IHN jumped on a football field just so I could propose to a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. #BucketList

 

[Biggalute]

IHN played naked tennis

 

[Taegul]

IHN used the ball washer on a golf course for anything other than golf balls.

Honest. No, really, I swear.

 

[mnbreastluver]

INH had to “fight for my right to party” like those Twisted Sister dudes. Or are they dudes?

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been a mime at a funeral

 

[Photog1rl]

IHN danced a polka at Megadeath concert.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN stripped on a dance floor at a wedding reception.

 

[Biggalute]

IHN been cremated

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN lost a game of Chess

 

[Shenanigans90]

because IHN played a game of Chess

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN actually been bounced by a bouncer from a bar.

Only thrown.

 

[Taegul]

IHN missed a game-winning field goal.

 

[Esslemont]

I have never seen her looking so lovely as she does tonight…..

I have never seen her shine so bright.


Each year goes by…..and yet you seem to get younger with the turning of them.
Smile my love….light up this dark eve with your brilliance.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN been dragged before a medieval court in chains.

 

[Taegul]

IHN put my dick in a hot dog bun and topped it with ketchup and mustard so I could take a picture and make a new AV of it.

WTF am I waiting for?

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a dick in box gift and gave it to a woman for valentine’’.

 

[Taegul]

IHN attended an HOA meeting naked, but only because I don't live under the tyranny of an HOA.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN never been requested to be a plaster casted model.