I Have Never (version 3)

[SimonSex]

IHN missed a chance to vote since I turned 18

 

[Leigh81]

IHN had sex on a jetski

 

[Hanna_Bra_Bera]

IHN been to Glastonbury Festival

 

[Taegul]

IHN surfed on the back of a dolphin.

I'm absolutely certain it was a shark.

 

[caughtstrokin]

IHN gone skydiving.

 

[BDA73]

Ihn cummed in her mouth

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been in a big 18 wheeler

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN deep fried a frozen turkey in my house.

 

[BDA73]

Ihn gone into nyc to the Thanksgiving day parade, nor do I have any desire to

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been an operator on the butterball turkey help hotline during thanksgiving but want to.

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN dressed up as Madonna.

 

[Trubbycat]

Ihn gone into nyc to the Thanksgiving day parade, nor do I have any desire to

The Halloween parade is a LOT more fun.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

IHN changed my skin color as part of a costume

 

[BDA73]

ihn thrown a perfect game in bowling

 

[UsuallyPresent]

IHN scored an imperfect game in bowling, primarily because I've never scored a game in bowling.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been to an iHop or a Waffle House

 

[Taegul]

I have never slipped Ex-Lax into the reindeer feed right before Christmas. Santa probably wouldn't appreciate that practical joke and I'm trying to stay on his good side. Mrs Claus is offering me $500 to do it anyway.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

I have never seen Star Wars...any of them!!

 

[ericalauren]

I have never done a cartwheel!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

IHN had sex at work

 

[YourSecretSanta]

I have never hooked up with a stranger met in transit (ie- airport, train, etc)

 

[willlph]

IHN made it into the mile
High club

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I have never done the SCUBA.

 

[Scarred65]

IHN bought anything because of an advert.

 

[cactusjack0584]

IHN been attacked simultaneously by a lion and a drugged penguin.