I Have Never (version 3)

[Leigh81]

IHN ventured out in public wearing pj's or baggy grey sweatpants. For some reason people do.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

IHN watched even a single scene of Yellowstone...

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN been kissed at midnight on new years

Oh babes. If you can get one of those kissing machines like on Big Bang Theory, I'll tongue you as your ball drops...

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN impersonated a priest and listened to women’s confessions in a confessional.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

IHN impersonated a priest offstage for more than a handful of people at a time.

 

[Taegul]

IHN faked drowning just to get mouth to mouth from a lifeguard.

 

[Jodaily]

IHN bunjee jumped naked off a bridge

 

[wankerholic42]

IHN masturbated or sucked off an American guy who was uncut.
P.S. Sorry to lower the tone of this thread!

 

[Taegul]

IHN sent one of my Lit stories to a Hollywood producer trying to get a movie deal. I'd like to stay off Harvey Weinsteins couch, thank you very much.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been able to watch Major League without wanting to suit up and take the mound again.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

I have never dated a tattoo artist...

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sex underwater in a yellow submarine.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN kicked Bigfoot in the balls, hopped on his back and rode him for at least 8 seconds in a rodeo.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

IHN been to an NCAA tournament game

 

[Coyote100]

I have never been so outraged about politics.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I have never killed someone

 

[Taegul]

IHN stepped foot in an Ikea.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been mugged

 

[fsa52]

IHN stepped foot in an Ikea.

They make me claustrophobic!

IHN danced a Highland Jig

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been to an Opera.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN done the Hokey Pokey while riding a skate board on a diving board.

 

[summer_reine]

IHN enjoyed eating seafood

 

[Coyote100]

I have never had a dog l didn't love.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

IHN indulged in scat porn or activities

 

[fsa52]

IHN flown a plane, ridden a camel or been to the depths of ocean.