I Have Never (version 3)

[F3x0r]

I have never worn a bracelet

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I have never been stood up or had anal loleek

 

[Coyote100]

I have never felt as much love as l do today.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN ate yellow snow

 

[Taegul]

IHN substituted Clamato for milk in my breakfast cereal.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

IHN got my genitals stuck in a glory hole.

 

[Scarred65]

IHN got my cock mangled by a clockwork train

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been offended by a comedian

 

[Leigh81]

IHN substituted Clamato for milk in my breakfast cereal.

IHN met an American who knew what Clamato was

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a snowman that didn’t use a dildo as the nose.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN been to a major league baseball game. (It's fine. I find the sport boring.)

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN flown in Santa’s sleigh while drunk.

I think it might have been a Yugo but not sure I was drunk.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been to a Taylor Swift concert.

That you know of.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN stolen Santa’s cookies.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN spiked Santa's milk

 

[summer_reine]

IHN kissed under mistletoe

 

[TXRafe]

IHN been kissed at midnight on new years

 

[lilmissdarling]

IHN been arrested for public indecency.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN had a vehicle stolen

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN gone down on Mrs. Clause

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN went out caroling wearing just a Santa hat and carrying a bottle of whiskey to stay warm.