I Have Never (version 3)

[Tallulah82]

IHN been told I look like a supermodel. Or even a mediocre model.

 

[Jodaily]

IHN been compared to racing stallion. Ok, maybe the south end of one once or twice.

 

[lilmissdarling]

IHN taken part in a swingers party.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN danced topless on a bar while singing “I Touch Myself”

 

[Taegul]

IHN forged a birth certificate to make me eligible to play in the Little League World Series as an adult. Maybe in my 60's I'll get around to it...

 

[tallladiesman]

IHN been told I look like a supermodel. Or even a mediocre model.

Well I forgot one don't understand that
You look like my preferred model

 

[tallladiesman]

Well I forgot one don't understand that
You look like my preferred model

IHN been mistaken for a model, not sure why

 

[Tallulah82]

Well I forgot one don't understand that
You look like my preferred model

IHN paid ^ to be nice to me.

 

[Jodaily]

IHN skydived

 

[fsa52]

IHN had sex while bouncing on a trampoline

 

[LexiSmiles92]

IHN had sex in a real ghost town … (or have I )

 

[Taegul]

IHN taken a first date to Arby's. Yet.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

IHN taken a first date to Arby's. Yet.

You should. Someone told me that curly fries make curly toes.

Anyway ....

IHN really loved chicken.

 

[Taegul]

You should. Someone told me that curly fries make curly toes.

Anyway ....

IHN really loved chicken.

Glanced over your message at first and thought it said IHN really loved children. Now where did I set my glasses? LOL

IHN needed glasses more than I do right now.

 

[LexiSmiles92]

Glanced over your message at first and thought it said IHN really loved children. Now where did I set my glasses? LOL

IHN needed glasses more than I do right now.

Blasphemy! I'm a teacher!!!!! And I keep my glasses on my head. Try it. Under your hat. That's even safer.

IHN looked cool dancing.

 

[Jodaily]

IHN gotten a hole in one.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been to Disneyworld.

 

[masterslave00]

IHN been to Antarctica

 

[Coyote100]

IHN been to a Glory Hole.

 

[Jodaily]

IHN been freaked out by going to a glory hole.

 

[AmberLGreen]

IHN seen a dick that I wasn’t impressed with

 

[Jodaily]

Mmmm, Amber, you naughty girl.

IHN, IRL seen a woman use a vibrator on herself.

 

[Taegul]

IHN gone down a Slip 'N Slide naked.

 

[Jodaily]

That’s a darn good think, cuz those damn noodles can violate you in some godawful ways.

IHN, swum across the English Channel

 

[Taegul]

IHN been to a Diddy party.