I Have Never (version 3)

[Taegul]

IHN finished a cup of coffee. Not even half a cup. Gross.

 

[IelleDan]

I have never been arrested

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I never fell off a roof

 

[Trubbycat]

I have never overturned the patriarchy

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

iHN had a dog I didn't love and spoil rotten.

 

[Mebtaz2000]

IHN attended a World Series

 

[EvaLane]

IHN eaten a freshly baked cookie I didn’t love

 

[Sweet_b19]

IHN tried coffee

 

[BDA73]

Ihn cum in a woman's mouth

 

[cheekygirl75]

IHN eaten a freshly baked cookie I didn’t love

Even oatmeal raisin?

 

[EvaLane]

Even oatmeal raisin?

IHN!!! had someone hate me so much that they felt the need to disgrace my presence with a cooked raisin

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

IHN had anyone turn down a piece of my homemade sour cream raisin pie topped with meringue.

 

[Wand3rlust]

IHN not wanted a probably very well cooked and delicious to some pie more.

 

[Mebtaz2000]

IHN not wanted a probably very well cooked and delicious to some pie more.

IHN used that many double negatives in a single sentence.

 

[bunny4med]

IHN hated a hockey game I was watching.

 

[SusanHoward]

IHN asked a stranger to spread sun tan lotion on me at a topless beach.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have never learned karate

 

[Leigh81]

I have never gotten free candy from a white van.

 

[BongoGal]

I’m pretty sure that I have never had sexual relations with anyone who had a tattoo.

 

[Taegul]

IHN kayaked up the coast to Alaska.

 

[Dashabout]

IHN skydived in a chicken suit.

 

[Taegul]

IHN skydived in a chicken suit.

I'd flap the wings. Might as well try, right?

IHN had sex with someone taller than I.

 

[Sprocketman74]

Had sex with a red head.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have never lost a tables, ladders, and chairs match against the Dudley Boys

 

[kathyisgr65]

I have never made it anywhere that I had to be at consistently without being late consistently...