I Have Never (version 3)

I have never had the beautiful, intense, passionate, or searingly hot sex that I still crave, even though it's too late to have it.
 
IHN punched an obnoxious coworker in the face.

Though, at this rate, I can't promise that will still be true later today. Ugh!
 
IHN given the pastor a peek at my panties.*

*Fingers crossed that lightning doesn’t strike me down!
 
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