I Have Never (version 3)

[ericalauren]

I have never had an STI. (But it’s alright if you have one!)

 

[ericalauren]

IHN eaten steak and kidney pie

My pen pal from Wales says that when she studied in London, her roommate ate steak and kidney pie at least once a week. Count me out, though.

 

[LeSabreur]

I have never found that missing cherry that my girlfriend wanted me to insert inside her

 

[Taegul]

IHN participated in fantasy football.

 

[Taegul]

(I was reminded today that...) IHN watched The Goonies.

 

[NudieUser]

IHN watched Mama Mia

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a snow angel in my neighbors yard while naked and I’ll bet they are okay with that.

 

[latecomer91364]

IHN seen Rocky, Footloose, Flashdance, Saturday Night Fever, Purple Rain, The Color Purple, The Karate Kid, Dirty Dancing, and a few other big late 70s - 80s films all the way through (seen snippets of most). I was busy.
I caught the ones that interested me (like Die Hard and Raiders of the Lost Ark, and Star Wars sequels).

 

[MorpheusLunar]

I have never fucked a girl bent over the hood of a camaro

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN eaten steak and kidney pie

My pen pal from Wales says that when she studied in London, her roommate ate steak and kidney pie at least once a week. Count me out, though.

Steak and kidney pie is YUM (from a proper butcher, not cheap mass produced).

IHN eaten liver.

 

[ericalauren]

I have never gone skinny dipping. Our lake house neighbor sure loves to swim in the nude, though! He built a wall on his dock to hide his body when he gets out of the water.

 

[Taegul]

I have never performed my penis hula hoop trick on America's Got Talent.

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN flashed my postman. Either intentionally or unintentionally.

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

IHN flashed my postman. Either intentionally or unintentionally.

I haven’t intentionally. I was playing once with a friend on the couch when the mail man came and our door was open. I have no idea how long he watched or listened or if he noticed at all. I was mortified at the time.

 

[charismatickink]

I haven’t intentionally. I was playing once with a friend on the couch when the mail man came and our door was open. I have no idea how long he watched or listened or if he noticed at all. I was mortified at the time.

For once I envy the postal worker I'm sure there could be a podcast or book filled with all the things they have seen or heard. I wouldn't mind delivering male to your house!

 

[MissSNG]

I have never gotten high

 

[Leigh81]

IHN run out of air while scuba diving

 

[Taegul]

IHN captured a penguin in the wild and brought it home to keep as a pet.

Penguin steak is just too delicious.

 

[BongoGal]

I have never worn actual pantyhose.

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

I have never worn actual pantyhose.

I haven't either

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

I haven't either

 

[Taegul]

IHN swam to another country. I've been tempted by a couple Litsters before.

 

[Trubbycat]

I have never set my pubes on fire.

 

[EvaLane]

I have never eaten the butt of a pickle

 

[AnnyMouse28]

I have never put a banana in my or someone else's butt