I Have Never (version 3)

[Taegul]

IHN been to Cuba. Maybe if they become the 51st state...

 

[LeSabreur]

IHN been to Cuba. Maybe if they become the 51st state...

IHN been to Greenland....

 

[SusanHoward]

IHN played ice hockey.

 

[LeSabreur]

IHN eaten an Oscar Mayer weiner

 

[Stephie02]

IHN played an organized sport

 

[Taegul]

IHN put stamps on my body and tried to get the post office to mail me home. How drunk would I have to be?

 

[LeSabreur]

IHN eaten steak and kidney pie

 

[MorpheusLunar]

I have never been sucked off while her husband watched.

 

[Taegul]

IHN met a woman off Lit for a week-long sex marathon. Im more of a sprinter.

 

[TheGoodLife3976]

IHN met a woman off Lit for a week-long sex marathon. Im more of a sprinter.

Be careful of those week-long sprints. They're killers!

 

[Graybear1826]

IHN Actually BEEN with Sandra Bullock.

 

[Deadbed1968]

IHN been to Toledo

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN motor boated a nun in a convent.

 

[ericalauren]

I have never had an STI. (But it’s alright if you have one!)

 

[ericalauren]

IHN eaten steak and kidney pie

My pen pal from Wales says that when she studied in London, her roommate ate steak and kidney pie at least once a week. Count me out, though.

 

[LeSabreur]

I have never found that missing cherry that my girlfriend wanted me to insert inside her

 

[Taegul]

IHN participated in fantasy football.

 

[Taegul]

(I was reminded today that...) IHN watched The Goonies.

 

[NudieUser]

IHN watched Mama Mia

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a snow angel in my neighbors yard while naked and I’ll bet they are okay with that.

 

[latecomer91364]

IHN seen Rocky, Footloose, Flashdance, Saturday Night Fever, Purple Rain, The Color Purple, The Karate Kid, Dirty Dancing, and a few other big late 70s - 80s films all the way through (seen snippets of most). I was busy.
I caught the ones that interested me (like Die Hard and Raiders of the Lost Ark, and Star Wars sequels).

 

[MorpheusLunar]

I have never fucked a girl bent over the hood of a camaro

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN eaten steak and kidney pie

My pen pal from Wales says that when she studied in London, her roommate ate steak and kidney pie at least once a week. Count me out, though.

Steak and kidney pie is YUM (from a proper butcher, not cheap mass produced).

IHN eaten liver.

 

[ericalauren]

I have never gone skinny dipping. Our lake house neighbor sure loves to swim in the nude, though! He built a wall on his dock to hide his body when he gets out of the water.

 

[Taegul]

I have never performed my penis hula hoop trick on America's Got Talent.