I Have Never (version 3)

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

I have never ordered from Uber eats or Door Dash

 

[midnightsignal]

Well, I've never been to Spain

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

I have never turned down sex with a woman

 

[LeSabreur]

I have never had a hands-free orgasm.

 

[Dnthmn_19]

I have never forgotten to wash my balls in the shower.

 

[Dnthmn_19]

I have never had a hands-free orgasm.

I have never understood why anyone would want one.

 

[LeSabreur]

I have never had anyone else shave my balls.

 

[Wageslave]

I have never been arrested

 

[Cwtchseeker]

IHN been recruited as a spy

 

[fsa52]

IHN run away and joined the circus.

 

[peterlickspussy]

Well, I've never been to Spain

But I kinda like the music!

 

[LeSabreur]

I have never crashed my car.

 

[Taegul]

IHN walked on the surface of the moon. Too dangerous for me to be around that much cheese.

 

[NudieUser]

IHN been nude on the moon… a bit chilly for my liking

 

[AllAmericanMale]

IHN been nude on the moon… a bit chilly for my liking

IHN been nude on the moon either...

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN wore a Santa suit just as a cheap ploy to get women to sit on my lap and tell me how naughty they are. But hmmmm, maybe I should…….

 

[Leigh81]

IHN climbed our Christmas tree

 

[TheGoodLife3976]

IHN never flown onto a roof then slid down the chimney.

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN put a turkey on my head and danced.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

IHN eaten a quails egg

 

[TomTeacher19]

IHN worked anywhere that I didn't get naughty with a co worker

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN made a New Year’s resolution that I kept.

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN worked anywhere that I didn't get naughty with a co worker

IHN gotten naughty with a co worker.

 

[LeSabreur]

IHN forgotten that special tingly feeling I felt between my legs all those long years ago.

 

[Taegul]

IHN worked with Tallulah82.