I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN driven Santas Sleigh drunk.

 

[deft]

I have never pronged a whipple with a dingbat.

 

[latecomer91364]

IHN poked a badger with a spoon.

 

[LeSabreur]

IHN poked a badger with anything!

 

[OralAllOver]

IHN rued the day

 

[SissyBrandi19]

I have never been questioned by two out of three of the following agencies: NSA, CIA, FBI.

 

[gisade]

I have never smoked a cigarette

 

[Leigh81]

I have never smoked a cigarette

I have never smoked a cigarette either.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN motorboated Mrs Clause

 

[LeSabreur]

I have never used tobacco or nicotine.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN had a cavity

 

[NudieUser]

IHN had an operation

 

[Leigh81]

IHN scuba dived in Canada

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

I have never ordered from Uber eats or Door Dash

 

[midnightsignal]

Well, I've never been to Spain

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

I have never turned down sex with a woman

 

[LeSabreur]

I have never had a hands-free orgasm.

 

[Dnthmn_19]

I have never forgotten to wash my balls in the shower.

 

[Dnthmn_19]

I have never had a hands-free orgasm.

I have never understood why anyone would want one.