I have never...

[Morrigu]

I've never had sex in the shower....sigh

Poor you........give me 5 hours.................

I have never worn braces on my teeth

 

[keiffers]

Poor you........give me 5 hours.................

I have never worn braces on my teeth

sorry just took it, so have to wait until next time

 

[fungi469]

I've never had sex in the shower....sigh

that's better than "I've never had a shower"

 

[mishelie]

I have never performed a lapdance or a pole-dance...............but love to try

Looking for volunteers to practice on?????

I have never been to a Broadway play

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=556078

 

[sweetgypsy]

Looking for volunteers to practice on?????

I have never been to a Broadway play

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=556078

I have a few lined up already!

I have never been in a limo

 

[fungi469]

I've never had a car payment

 

[pirraent]

I have never been on unemployment

 

[PublicAffection]

I have never been independantly wealthy.

 

[tandoor]

I have never won the mega millions jackpot

 

[cyikac1986]

I have never understood women (and the last time I checked I am one)

 

[Daizie]

I have never lived in the country.

 

[fungi469]

I have never been independantly wealthy.

Hey, I've never even been DEPENDENTLY wealthy!

 

[rozezwild]

I have never ........................have been kissed by a woman

 

[phantasi]

Hmmm...gonna try to post this only once:
DB - nice Charlene reference.
~ I've never had a FFF threesome. Been invited, but it didn't work out logistically.
~ I've never joined the Mile High club, but SOOO want to.
~ I've never been unemployed. Not even for one day.
~ I've never golfed, snow-boarded, sky-dived, scuba-dived, etc.
~ I've never lied about my age. Woman who do are shallow. Sorry, just my humble opinion.
~ I've never told my husband that I write erotica.
~ I've never seen a purple cow (and I never hope to see one!).

Whew. Guess that's it.

 

[Trxjw]

~ I've never seen a purple cow (and I never hope to see one!).[/COLOR]

I'd love to see a purple cow.

I've never been with a girl of another race (not because I don't want to be).
I've never visited the west coast.
I've never been dumped.

 

[fungi469]

I've never liked McDonalds

 

[PublicAffection]

I have never liked Spam (the meat, and the e-mail. This is a two-fer)

 

[Winemaster]

I Have Never...

I have never had two women at once...oh, you lucky men that have!
I have never lied about my age....
I have never tried cocaine...

 

[drew62]

I have never done any illegal drugs, and never will.

 

[fungi469]

I have never been a Brittney Spears fan

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have never done any illegal drugs, and never will.

*swwoooon*

i've never been in a moving air place.....

 

[Daizie]

I have never dyed my hair, but I have gotten blond highlights.

 

[Guest]

This is a pretty lame idea for a thread but I've seen it on another board and it was rather interesting.

What things have you never done/ate/seen/whatever that you consider most people to have done/ate/seen/whatever?

For example...

I have never eaten an orange.

I have never flown in a plane.

 

[carverII]

I have never felt a breast implant

 

[PublicAffection]

I have never learned to read sheet music.