I have never...

[Joey3308]

....text messaged anyone

 

[PublicAffection]

I have never been snowboarding without injuring myself.

 

[Screname56]

i have never seen my roommate fuck his gf untill right now while im awake

 

[sweetgypsy]

I have never been in a threesome or been with a woman or used a vibrator.........but would like to some day try all of the above!

 

[PublicAffection]

I also have never been with a threesome, or with a woman... would you like to come visit?

 

[RedVixen]

i have never had anyone hold me first....

 

[fungi469]

I've never met sweetgypsy!

 

[Vampladydi]

I have never been to a Litogether...yet!

 

[cyikac1986]

I have never laughed so hard or enjoyed myself so much on Lit until Kendra pointed something out......

 

[Vampladydi]

I have never laughed so hard or enjoyed myself so much on Lit until Kendra pointed something out......

...do share!

 

[bustindustin82]

I have never had phone sex

 

[fire_breeze]

I have never been able to make a cream-based pasta sauce without having it explode all over my kitchen. *sigh* And I love pasta primavera!

 

[cyikac1986]

...do share!

check out the Dear Lister thread

 

[snugsly]

i have never had anal sex.. but that's ok.. don't want to

 

[firstclassmale]

I have never had sex on a beach

 

[fungi469]

I have never had sex on a beach

Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhh, say it ain't so, Joe!

 

[PublicAffection]

I have never had a non-problematic software upgrade.

 

[BlueMorpho]

I've never gone skiing.

 

[smoothbikini]

i have never gotten off by a man.

 

[sno_22]

i have never gotten off by a man.

On behalf of all men, I'm deeply sorry.

I've never been to australia.

 

[koalabear]

i have never gotten off by a man.

*chucks her off the back of the lit pickup*.....Now you have........

 

[sweetpea3292]

I have never flown in an airplane

 

[Morrigu]

I have never been restrained.........I mean tied up, cos I can hold my tongue....sometimes

 

[fungi469]

I've never thought so much about things I've never done! lol

 

[koalabear]

I have never been restrained.........I mean tied up, cos I can hold my tongue....sometimes

*reads back thru the dialog*.......hmmmm you are right, it was cuffs......

I have never seen this place so fucked up !!!!!! UNFIX IT!!!!!