I have never...

[Macdaddy23]

I have never had sex with a woman in Sweden DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!

 

[PenforPrez]

I have never done illegal drugs.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have never done illegal drugs.

Hell legal drugs are bad enough LOL

I have never had sex with the neighbor

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Hell legal drugs are bad enough LOL

I have never had sex with the neighbor

I have never even dreamt of sex with the neighbor (he's nice enough but dudes like 80! and on the other side is my family which is ...ew...)

 

[PenforPrez]

I have never had sex with the neighbor

I have never had sex with the neighbor either. Cause she's married to my cousin and nastified to boot.

Hell legal drugs are bad enough LOL

Oh I know it! I was worried about using hydrocodone after my recent appendectomy.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have never had sex with the neighbor either. Cause she's married to my cousin and nastified to boot.



Oh I know it! I was worried about using hydrocodone after my recent appendectomy.

My neighbors are two sexy girls Oh, the dreams baby!!!!!!!!! Oh and when they have a party DAMN!!!

I have never been bit in the dick by a dog

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I have never had anything sexy live next door to me......................All I can do is dream...lol

 

[DrunknBarbarian]

..........

 

[Macdaddy23]

I have never worn a 12 gallon cowboy hat

 

[DrunknBarbarian]

........

 

[Macdaddy23]

Haha made me laugh, me neither!

That's point!

I have never shot a barn

 

[DrunknBarbarian]

.........

 

[Macdaddy23]

Point taken.

I have never wrestled in a pool of purple jello, but I'd like too.

I have never been a Jockey underwear model but could be

 

[smotherman]

I have never been robbed.

 

[kendra1980]

I have never had any desire to have my navel pierced

 

[rbijon]

I have never had any desire to have my navel pierced

I have never desired to hide the two bolt that hold my head on.

 

[Ladynw8ting]

I have never desired to hide the two bolt that hold my head on.

IHN liked softball till I met a pirate lol How are ya?

 

[yogiforlife]

I have never been to a costume party

 

[Ezs_Huntress]

IHN wanted to skydive

 

[yogiforlife]

I have never been drafted by a professional sports team

 

[border_humper]

I have never shaved my head.

 

[rbijon]

IHN liked softball till I met a pirate lol How are ya?

I have never NOT liked a new fan!

 

[justuandmekiddo]

IHN..........been in a submarine

 

[kendra1980]

I have never bitch slapped anyone. Wanted to, but never acted on it.

 

[sweet_dee]

IHN had vodka watermelon before...heard it was very good