Sweet Things & Deviant Thoughts

[Whiskeyjack]

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Well... damn. I like my home town.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Country boys don’t like me
believe me, I’ve tried.

I suspect your approach has been wrong. Allow me to help.

- Go to a small home town
- Wear blue jeans
- Drive a pickup truck, preferably on a dirt road
- Listen to George Strait on the radio
- Drink an ice cold beer on a Friday night
- Shoot bullets towards the moon (this is a thing rednecks do for some reason)
- You need to drink a lot of alcohol, but go to church on Sunday

You’ll be swatting the country dicks away.

 

[Booboobear84]

I guess I passed the point where I don’t open lit at the office lol

It's fun being self employed

 

[sweetlydeviant]

Well... damn. I like my home town.

That’s wholesome

 

[Booboobear84]

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I couldn't afford my hometown. My father was a factory worker, and my spouse and I have both masters degrees. The house he bought for $10,500 is now worth $3,000,000

 

[Whiskeyjack]

That’s wholesome

Indeed. I'm too pure for this place.

 

[sweetlydeviant]

I couldn't afford my hometown. My father was a factory worker, and my spouse and I have both masters degrees. The house he bought for $10,500 is now worth $3,000,000

Yeah I understand that! It’s crazy out there.

 

[Booboobear84]

Yeah I understand that! It’s crazy out there.

3 blocks from Harvard, with parking

 

[sweetlydeviant]

Indeed. I'm too pure for this place.

What an angel.

I suspect your approach has been wrong. Allow me to help.

- Go to a small home town

How small?

- Wear blue jeans

I do this

- Drive a pickup truck, preferably on a dirt road

I don’t have a drivers license

- Listen to George Strait on the radio

Have done

- Drink an ice cold beer on a Friday night

I do this

- Shoot bullets towards the moon (this is a thing rednecks do for some reason)

Not my thing lol

- You need to drink a lot of alcohol, but go to church on Sunday

I have done that before!

You’ll be swatting the country dicks away.

 

[sweetlydeviant]

3 blocks from Harvard, with parking

I love Boston! Great city.

 

[Booboobear84]

I love Boston! Great city.

Cambridge actually ;-) but yes greater Boston (and Boston is pretty amazing)

 

[sweetlydeviant]

Cambridge actually ;-) but yes greater Boston (and Boston is pretty amazing)

Boston & area is lovely!

 

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[Whiskeyjack]

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Honestly, I was just thinking about tacos too.
I have no idea what being devoured has to do with anything.

 

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[Lord Pmann]

How small?

Small enough where the education is so poor that its inhabitants are stupid enough to not understand gravity and shoot bullets at the moon.

I do this

I’m sure I’ll need proof. But more importantly, do you make it your entire personality? Because you’re going to need to do that. Boot bunnies aren’t casual jeans wearers.

I don’t have a drivers license

They fire guns in the air without repercussion. The law enforcement in this small town isn’t big on ratting out good ol’ country girls for a little misdemeanor like DWOL.

Have done

Fair play. And Amarillo By Morning is a brilliant song, indeed.

I do this

Again, is it your whole personality? You need to be ruining your liver EVERY SINGLE FRIDAY NIGHT, honey. And you need to get used to being called honey and sweetie pie and many other pancreas threatening names. Maybe even something clever like sweet thang.

Not my thing lol

Well make it your thing. It’s very important that, in 2026, a country girl needs to know how to shoot a firearm into space if she wants to win her Copenhagen chewing man or fight with the moon.

I have done that before!

Are your eyes yellow because of your questionable liver? Then you have not done this enough.

I’m doing my best, but I’m going to need more commitment sweet pea (??).

 

[sweetlydeviant]

I’m doing my best, but I’m going to need more commitment sweet pea (??).

I’m cracking up.

My only type of commitment *poof*
For a short time

 

[Booboobear84]

I’m cracking up.

My only type of commitment
For a short time

just lovely

 

[Vitriolhack]

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George Sand was a woman! Quite a prolific writer and, oh la la, what a sex life she had! Quite scandalous for the time.

 

[Vitriolhack]

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That sums up a lot of my teen years! Ok maybe even my 20s…

Funny, I never forgot the bad ideas I hooked up with!

 

[Vitriolhack]

I’m cracking up.

My only type of commitment
For a short time

Love the hat!

 

[sweetlydeviant]

George Sand was a woman! Quite a prolific writer and, oh la la, what a sex life she had! Quite scandalous for the time.

I’ll have to do some research!

That sums up a lot of my teen years! Ok maybe even my 20s…

Funny, I never forgot the bad ideas I hooked up with!

Hahah same.

 

[Vitriolhack]

I’ll have to do some research!

Hahah same.

Any memorable bad ideas?