I have never...

[sweetgypsy]

I have never found a soul mate to speak of...................maybe I need to try harder!!

 

[sno_22]

I have never been very good with serious relationships..too fast..too slow..too much sex..too little sex...women need those damn sims status bars

 

[fungi469]

i have never heard my wife complain when i eat her!

 

[ImpishSeraph]

i have never heard my wife complain when i eat her!

I never heard her complain when I did either









J/K

 

[Lady_BB]

I have never answered one of these honestly

 

[fungi469]

I never heard her complain when I did either

J/K

Wish you would have invited me to watch!

 

[Morrigu]

Bitten any ones tongue deliberately until tonight

 

[fungi469]

I have never been unfaithful

 

[blondedreamz]

I have never killed any human being. Not even by accident.

WOW! you must live in a rough neighborhood.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Wish you would have invited me to watch!

I have never invited one to watch

 

[Vampladydi]

I have never watched...ok, peeked perhaps.

 

[cliteatingman]

... paid money foir sex

 

[CCaprice]

I have never enjoyed an office Christmas party (yesterday was proof for this year!).

 

[PublicAffection]

I have never understood my mother.

 

[fungi469]

I have never understood my mother.

Should we just expand that to "women"???

 

[PublicAffection]

Hmmm. I suppose we could. Although there are two women I understand, but only because they are as odd as I am.

 

[koalabear]

I have never!........hmmmmm..let me get back to you on that......

 

[PublicAffection]

I have never gotten a college degree.

 

[starrynightin64]

My list is way to long to list here

 

[cyikac1986]

I have never thought life was easy but did it really have to be this damn hard?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I have never been to South Dakota.

 

[fungi469]

I have never been to South Dakota.

I can't believe you can go on living without having visited Flintstone Village or the Corn Palace! What is this world coming to?????????

 

[Daizie]

I have never knitted. Anything. I do not have the patience nor should I be allowed sharp objects.

 

[koalabear]

I have never given Daizie any sharp objects.

 

[Morrigu]

I have never bumped a koala out of his tree