I have never...

[PublicAffection]

I have never understood why the older I get, the worse the hangover is in the morning.

 

[lovin69]

I have never understood (nor really cared) why as I get older my sex drive has not waned.

 

[Joey3308]

.....bowled a 300 game

 

[geronimo_appleby]

. . . really given a fuck.

 

[garbage can]

I have never fucked on a school bus...

 

[PublicAffection]

I have never beat my fiancee's 8 y.o. nephew at any game. He's a cheater!!!

 

[only_lj]

I have never eaten meatloaf (nor do i even know what it is).

 

[blklthrjkt]

I have never beat my Nephew. It would be too mesy.

 

[Guest]

I have never flown in a prop drive aircraft, only jet airliners.

 

[Guest]

I have never taken part in water sports.

Take that as you will.

 

[blklthrjkt]

I have never been on water skis. Water sports? Well that's a different story

 

[PublicAffection]

I have never been good at saying goodbye, even when it is time.

 

[koalabear]

I have never seen so many year old threads brought up by fucktards........

 

[PublicAffection]

** suddenly wonders if she's a fucktard **

 

[koalabear]

** suddenly wonders if she's a fucktard **

NO!.......lol

 

[rawkchik]

I have never regretted having sex.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I have never regretted having sex.

me either. I regret not having sex a lot. lol.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I have never returned a gift.

 

[snugsly]

I have never had sex in a back seat.

 

[lushlucid]

Never drunk tequila

 

[creativecouple]

I have never jumped from a perfectly good airplane

 

[MsTexas]

I have never built a snowman

 

[Joey3308]

....hit a woman

 

[Husker1987]

I have never rear ended anyone . . .wait, no that's not completely true

 

[firstclassmale]

i have never swam nude in the ocean..