I have never...

[NotHisLady]

I have never had sex in the ocean

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

I have never had an oyster

 

[NotHisLady]

I have never had sushi

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

OH!! poor girl!! Get some sushi!

I have never been skiing

 

[NotHisLady]

OH!! poor girl!! Get some sushi!

I have never been skiing

(thanks but I have had food poisoning--I'll wait until I'm near the ocean!)

I have never had sex at work

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

(ahhh... ya, that I can understand)

I have never had sex with a coworker

 

[NotHisLady]

I have never had sex with a service-man (cable, a/c, appliances, etc.) that came to my house.

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

I have never been arrested or in jail

 

[NotHisLady]

I have never been handcuffed by a police officer in the line of duty

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

I have never been scuba diving

 

[NotHisLady]

I have never had a near death experience

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

I have never been ballroom dancing

 

[NotHisLady]

I have never learned to drive a stick shift

 

[smotherman]

I have never been in a helicopter

 

[MaxSmith]

I have never ridden in a hot air balloon.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

I have never been scuba diving.

 

[SweetnSassssy]

I have never ridden in a plane

 

[papadoc19]

I have never been to Carnivale

 

[NotHisLady]

I have never danced naked in public

 

[Kat73]

I have never had a major surgery.

 

[blklthrjkt]

I have never had a major surgery.

I have, but I have never had a transfusion. (medical theme)

 

[Twlightdreamer]

I have never been in a straightjacket.... yet.

 

[elphaba69]

I have never been to a foreign country.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

I have never been in a drunken bar brawl.

 

[troubledone]

I have never molested a women