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I have never been the subject of a Taylor Swift song but someday I hope to make that happen.
 
I have never started a really big fire frying fish which I chose not to eat as sushi (if anyone cares.)

Ahhhhh, I'll pretend to care. Let me stretch my empathy a bit first. I don't want to be sore tomorrow.

I have never finished War and Peace. I've tried several times, but yikes.
 
Ahhhhh, I'll pretend to care. Let me stretch my empathy a bit first. I don't want to be sore tomorrow.

I have never finished War and Peace. I've tried several times, but yikes.
I have never started War and Peace preferring to effect disdain for wordy Russian literature and instead be seen reading what looks like a lot of Jane Austin.
(I have never understood why people assume that the paper cover must belong to the book it's covering!)
 
I have never started War and Peace preferring to effect disdain for wordy Russian literature and instead be seen reading what looks like a lot of Jane Austin.
(I have never understood why people assume that the paper cover must belong to the book it's covering!)

I know. I don't know how many times people just assumed I was looking at porn when I was actually reading Kierkegaard.

I have never understood why people think the mullet is so sexy.
 
I have never been bitten by a dog
I have been bitten by a yorkie that stung. I've been bitten by a husky that hurt like a bitch, but I didn't need stitches. I've also been bitten by a Belgian Malinois twice (police dog) OMG that hurt like hell. Luckily I was wearing thick pants and he didn't break skin. Needless to say if you can avoid being bitten do so.


I have never been collared.
 
I have never tossed a mullet
I have never had an opinion one way or the other whether mullet tossing was sexy.

How can you not at least have an opinion? It's the quintessential question of our age. That's the best way to measure a mullet I've ever seen.

I have never been to Florida. Though, I've flown down the coastline once or twice.
 
How can you not at least have an opinion? It's the quintessential question of our age. That's the best way to measure a mullet I've ever seen.

I have never been to Florida. Though, I've flown down the coastline once or twice.
I have never imagined myself saying this but if you want to go to next years mullet toss let me know--I'll bring along some cousins and we'll make a weekend of it. Just so you know it isn't in Florida. It's in FloraBama. :D

I have never gotten into a bar fight defending a yankee and I see no reason to change that. :devil:
 
I have never imagined myself saying this but if you want to go to next years mullet toss let me know--I'll bring along some cousins and we'll make a weekend of it. Just so you know it isn't in Florida. It's in FloraBama. :D

I have never gotten into a bar fight defending a yankee and I see no reason to change that. :devil:

Good to know. That way I can still say I've never been to Florida. I assume I'd have to inject something into something else to be allowed on their beaches.

I have never been called a yankee. Mostly because the James family and mine sort of commingled once upon a time.
 
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