I have never...

[NotHisLady]

Good to know. That way I can still say I've never been to Florida. I assume I'd have to inject something into something else to be allowed on their beaches.

I have never been called a yankee. Mostly because the James family and mine sort of commingled once upon a time.

• I have never heard a slipperier way out of getting called a yankee but it's all good. What you inject into whom on that beach is your own affair and yours to arrange--
• I have never known it to be a good idea to piss off a bubba though.
• I have never seen a vat of sunscreen large enough to keep my alabaster completion from burning as red as a rebel flag!

 

[MrEd63]

I have never been with a she-male

 

[luvthedesserts]

• I have never heard a slipperier way out of getting called a yankee but it's all good. What you inject into whom on that beach is your own affair and yours to arrange--
• I have never known it to be a good idea to piss off a bubba though.
• I have never seen a vat of sunscreen large enough to keep my alabaster completion from burning as red as a rebel flag!

There's a reason my family moved west. Hell, there's a reason we moved to the Colonies. You should notice a trend there. Going along just ain't our thing. And we're running out of western lands to move to.

I have never been knocked out in a fight.

 

[smotherman]

I have never had a one night stand.

 

[hwwannabe]

I have never been attacked by a wild animal.

 

[mulehead61]

I have never been to Hawaii.

 

[papadoc19]

I have never been married

 

[smotherman]

I have never been to China

 

[hwwannabe]

I have never eaten a chocolate covered bug.

 

[papadoc19]

I have never been to Italy

 

[smotherman]

I have never been to Japan

 

[Wide_eyed_Indulgence]

I have never had a traffic accident.

 

[hwwannabe]

I have never walked in on anyone else having sex.

 

[Lia Monde]

I have never ridden in a convertible.

 

[MrEd63]

I have never had sex outside

 

[Dona_DeLaCasa]

I have never gotten a tattoo.

 

[MrEd63]

I have never broken a bone

 

[Offler]

I have never taken anybody's virginity.

(And it's not on my bucket list at all.)

 

[smotherman]

I have never eaten Sushi

 

[kimbalee]

I have never eaten Sushi

IHN been to Vegas.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

IHN been to Vegas.

IHN been further west than Mississippi

 

[smotherman]

IHN been to Vegas.

It's not all it's cracked up to be. That's why I left Vegas.

 

[hwwannabe]

I have never vacationed on a houseboat.

 

[papadoc19]

I have never been declared Holy Roman Emperor (though someday)

 

[onlydreams]

I have never been to the west coast.
Would like to get there soon.