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I have never had sex whilst I've been on the phone
Shall I call you!!!!
I have never had sex while singing!

I have never gotten a blowjob whilst on the phone
However...I have eaten a girl out while she was on the phone
You could sing down the phone to me
I have never had anyone serenade me![]()
I have never been arrested
HAve come close once tho
I have never been married
Maybe someday
I have never come to peace with my ex-husband.
You're lucky you didn't marry the wrong person.