I have never...

[MSH2]

I have never told my mother about that set of whips I made years ago, and never ever will

 

[fungi469]

I have never told your mother about your whips, either!

 

[Joey3308]

....had sex with more than one woman...in reality

 

[Lorilei]

I have never felt so disappointed in myself.

 

[koalabear]

I have never felt so disappointed in myself.

Ok, OK I'll send a bigger bouquet of flowers next time .......geeeeeeeesh.......

 

[Lorilei]

Ok, OK I'll send a bigger bouquet of flowers next time .......geeeeeeeesh.......

Well, that would be nice, pookie .....but I'm upset with myself, not anyone else.

 

[rozezwild]

I have never been so ready to call it quits

 

[Arden]

I have never been so ready to call it quits

{{{{{{roze }}}}}}

 

[smotherman]

I have never eaten Brussel sprouts

 

[rozezwild]

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missed you in Mount Pleasant

 

[CaptainKirk]

I have never...

...been with a woman (kissing, tonguing, receiving oral sex...) with a tongue piercing. Guess I flung my fling in the wrong decade. Oh well...

 

[fungi469]

I have never kissed a Vulcan!

 

[Joey3308]

.....made love outdoors

 

[fungi469]

I have never made sushi outdoors

 

[PublicAffection]

I have never made sushi.

 

[fungi469]

I have never wanted this thread to end

 

[availableslave2u]

i have never seen this thread go so long without a bump

bump

 

[fungi469]

i have never seen this thread go so long without a bump

bump

I have never wanted a bump without a grind

 

[Morrigu]

I have never heard the word grind without thinking of coffee

 

[touche]

I have never looked at a monkey the same way since I first heard my hubby use the phrase "spanking the monkey!"

 

[fungi469]

I have never looked at a monkey the same way since I first heard my hubby use the phrase "spanking the monkey!"

wait till you hear about choking the chicken!

 

[touche]

wait till you hear about choking the chicken!

OMG...I have to tell this story that goes along with this comment. (well sort of! LOL)

I had met this guy and agreed to meet him for a late snack at a local restaurant. So we are sitting at a table in the middle of the restaurant, when he leans over and whispers in my ear, "I've got a cock that hangs below me knee. Wanna see it?"
Needless to say as 20, my poor brain freaked out. I remember sitting there looking from him to the door of the restaurant thinking, There's no way i can make it to the door, without him getting me. What the hell did I get my self into! Then he proceeded to start lifting his pant leg! Talk about a girl freaking out! And you know what the fucker had... a damn tatoo of a chicken in a noose on his calf!!!!!

I was stunned. I think that may fall into worst pick-up lines or sometihng like that!!!

 

[fungi469]

OMG...I have to tell this story that goes along with this comment. (well sort of! LOL)

I had met this guy and agreed to meet him for a late snack at a local restaurant. So we are sitting at a table in the middle of the restaurant, when he leans over and whispers in my ear, "I've got a cock that hangs below me knee. Wanna see it?"
Needless to say as 20, my poor brain freaked out. I remember sitting there looking from him to the door of the restaurant thinking, There's no way i can make it to the door, without him getting me. What the hell did I get my self into! Then he proceeded to start lifting his pant leg! Talk about a girl freaking out! And you know what the fucker had... a damn tatoo of a chicken in a noose on his calf!!!!!

I was stunned. I think that may fall into worst pick-up lines or sometihng like that!!!

I've never used that as a pick-up line!

 

[sasebrats]

I have never gone through all the beer in the walk in cooler in one event before.

 

[bequ23]

I have never wanted to post so much just to look at the last AV!