Surfmatt
Literotica Guru
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- Aug 19, 2009
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I have never been to California
You need to come....

I've never been seen a tornado in person
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I have never been to California

I have never seen a Cheech and Chong movie.
lucky you!
I have never learned how to swim.
Seriously? I could teach you. I am (was? Might have expired...) certified lifeguard
I have never played a game of pool in my life. (Billiards)

I have never learned how to swim.
I can teach you!
I have never been water skiing
I have never been to New York City