I just ordered a new vibrator...

[Ann_Tagonist]

http://jbsmooth84.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/manti-teo-with-fake-girlfriend.jpg

Poor luke. He tries so hard.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Arriving today by 9:00 pm.

 

[wildchild24143]

Arriving today by 9:00 pm.

Why did you get?

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Why did you get?

Nothing yet.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

It's here! They must have sensed I really needed it.

 

[Aquagal]

Is it live?

 

[von_Bismarck]

It's here! They must have sensed I really needed it.

GoddammitKennethpleasejuststop.

 

[htester]

For Mother's Day, at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it. It's more of thrustator. I do love the sex tech.

OK. Let us know how it goes. I've always avoided the thrusting vibes, but if it's adequate/enjoyable, I might add it to my future dream list --

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

OK. Let us know how it goes. I've always avoided the thrusting vibes, but if it's adequate/enjoyable, I might add it to my future dream list --

It's not suitable if you have a pace maker.

 

[Hal9000_]

Why not get the real deal?

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Why not get the real deal?

Fair question.

 

[Hal9000_]

Fair question.

I'm a firm believer that there's someone out there for everyone.

 

[Matthew Craig]

I'm a firm believer that there's someone out there for everyone.

https://gfycat.com/illinformedsarcasticfirefly

 

[Hal9000_]

https://gfycat.com/illinformedsarcasticfirefly

Hey....freaks need love, too.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I'm a firm believer that there's someone out there for everyone.

I took that to mean "hey ann, tell us all about your fuck life." I'm no silvergurl.

 

[Hal9000_]

I took that to mean "hey ann, tell us all about your fuck life." I'm no silvergurl.

You mean silver actually gets fucked?



It's ok...everyone has dry spells.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

You mean silver actually gets fucked?



It's ok...everyone has dry spells.

Ask her. I'm sure she'll tell you the whole, gruesome story.

 

[Hal9000_]

Ask her. I'm sure she'll tell you the whole, gruesome story.

Was she on her period?

Murder scene...

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Was she on her period?

Murder scene...

Period? I got the impression she is like 60.

 

[Hal9000_]

Period? I got the impression she is like 60.

I thought you said your age is ...advanced?

I remember the weirdest details.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

I thought you said your age is ...advanced?

I remember the weirdest details.

Are you looking for a lady who keeps her teeth in a jar by the bed?

 

[Hal9000_]

Are you looking for a lady who keeps her teeth in a jar by the bed?

That doesn't matter to me.

Because I'm not looking.

If I was...oh well.

I'm thinking about other places than her mouth.

 

[Januari]

Did you and Fermina ever make it over to Karen's office to take selfies? So much of your failure of a life lies on the GB cutting room floor. Oh well. Maybe you and smokin' hot fake girlfriend can go. Lol.

Damn, I forgot that was on the itinerary. Oh well - maybe when #3 comes along.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Damn, I forgot that was on the itinerary. Oh well - maybe when #3 comes along.

Pretty sure Laurel deleted the thread cleaning up after her son.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

That doesn't matter to me.

Because I'm not looking.

If I was...oh well.

I'm thinking about other places than her mouth.

Not looking? Huh. So:

a. You're assexual.
b. You already have the real thing at home.
c. Your supply of vibrators is sufficient.