I just visited an atheist BB...

[Pyper]

And boy are those guys boring! I'm so relieved to be back here at Literotica! I love you guys!

 

[Weevil]

Yup nothing but sex and Jesus loving here at Literotica.

 

[Pyper]

Well, I don't know about the Jesus loving...

 

[Weevil]

No I guess not. I got nuthin' against Jesus but....

 

[BiBabe:)]

Well, no Jesus loving from me.

I'm Jewish.

But Jesus is pretty cool though.

 

[MinkSoul]

Hi Pyper...

an Atheist BB?

what were they talking about?

 

[Weevil]

Well then A happy Sedar to you BiBabe. Yeah I'm always curious as to what other religions think of Jesus(The man, not the son of god.)

 

[Pyper]

Well, the problem was, everyone agreed with each other. It was like this.

Atheist #1: You know what, God doesn't exist. And creation is crap.
Atheist #2: I totally agree with you.
Atheist #3: Now listen here, you Bible-thumping son of a...oh wait. I agree with you too.
Atheist #1: Yep.
Atheist #2: Yep.
Atheist #3: ...Yep.

 

[Deborah]

Tell me about it. I got kicked off alt.atheism. Really.

Of course I got kicked off the Christian newsgroups too.

I think I'll go look up what the atheists said about me and report back.

 

[MinkSoul]

go start a thread asking if Jesus existed...

 

[Weevil]

Well any intelligent Atheist or Agnostic would certainly tell you that there is little doubt that Jesus of Nazareth was indeed a historical figure. The only dispute is whether or not he was the son of God.

 

[MinkSoul]

but what about the stupid ones...

 

[Todd]

I love you guys!

Even me?

 

[Pyper]

Even Todd! ::big smooch::

 

[Todd]

Even Todd! ::big smooch::

Eww I got kissed by an atheist now I got atheist cooties

 

[Pyper]

I'm crawlin wit dem atheist cooties.

 

[Weevil]

Weren't the Atheist Cooties an unsuccessful punk band in the seventies

 

[BiBabe:)]

Weren't the Atheist Cooties an unsuccessful punk band in the seventies

I don't know why, but I found that funny. But isn't it spelled "coodies"? That's how I spelled it back when I was younger.

 

[Pyper]

Well, I always spelled it "cooties" because there was a game called "Cooties" where you but the bugs together. Remember that?

Interesting how threads develop, isn't it?

 

[Todd]

I'm sowwy its all my fault cause you kissed me. See unlike Poppa Adam I accept my mistake

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Same reason I quite MENSA. Dull as dishwater.

 

[Pyper]

So what do they talk about at Mensa meetings? And do you really need a certain IQ to get it?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

MENSA meetings in themsleves are dull (lots of pople trying to figure out the I.Q. pecking order). But if you belong to a SIG (Special Interest Group) you have a better chance of finding topics that interest you.

And, yeah, you have to be tested, and score with an I.Q. in the top 2% of the country.