I Like My X Like I Like My Y

[EmilyMiller]

I like my x axis like I like my y axis: orthogonal to another axis.

Bravo

 

[EmilyMiller]

I Like My X Like I Like My Y​

I like my X chromosomes like I like my supernatural protagonists; in identical pairs.

 

[big_cane_sugar]

Black?

Hot, black, and strong.

But sadly Zach Galifianakis got it right: weak.

Today I'd settle for coffee that isn't compromised by any foreign intelligence agencies, hasn't raped anyone, especially children....

 

[big_cane_sugar]

To try to redeem myself for the political tangent....

I like my women like I like my scotch: cheap, neat, mixed up with coke, and at least 18 years old.

Which is a joke because I would never mix a decent scotch with Coke.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

I like my borogoves like I like my Rainn Wilson cameos: all mimsy.

Edit: Aww I looked it up and Rainn Wilson had a cameo in The Last Mimzy, with a Z. It doesn't work with the Lewis Carroll poem after all.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

So, like a boomerang?

 

[Bamagan]

So, like a boomerang?

They do always seem to come back when you try to get rid of them.

 

[NuclearFairy]

They do always seem to come back when you try to get rid of them.

Do they also knock a bunch of birds out of the air along the way?

 

[Bamagan]

I like my women like I like my libraries: knowledgeable, neatly stacked, and free to use.

 

[Bamagan]

I like my women like I like my cars: fast, noisy, and equipped with crumple zones.

I like my men like I like my motorcycles: shiny, rumbly, and able to seat two riders.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I like my partners like I like Pluto: small, distant, but with a big heart.

 

[StillStunned]

I like my imagery like I like my old European towns: close, dark, and so full of twists and turns that you lose track of where you're going and the only way out is to ask a Japanese tourist with a brightly coloured map who speaks three words of English, two of which are "yes" and "yeah", and who just nods along until you wander off in the direction they're pointing.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

I like my men like I like my steak: thick and juicy, with a tendency to bleed when you cut them.

 

[TheLobster]

I like my plot outlines like I like my shopping lists.

…Well, yes, I do often need to go to the grocer the second time. Why do you ask?

 

[Bamagan]

 

[BladeSeanchai]

I like my women like I like my Irish Whiskey, aged perfectly, not too old and savory to the taste

 

[StillStunned]

I like my women like I like my Irish Whiskey, aged perfectly, not too old and savory to the taste

I'd say "smooth and buttery on the tongue".

 

[SissyBrandi19]

I like my coffee like I likes my women...bitter!

(I actually said that, once, to an older lady serving coffee...after a funeral. Shockingly, the joke didn't land)

 

[ADirtyPerv]

I like my AH's like I like my Mos Eisley's: a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

 

[BladeSeanchai]

I'd say "smooth and buttery on the tongue".

Bravo!!

 

[Seurat]

I like my women like I like my coffee: cold and bitter first thing in the morning, and to be avoided at night because they keep you up for no good reason.

 

[yowser]

I like my women like I like my onions: piquant, multi-layered, and sometimes they coax tears from my eyes.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I like my women like I like my gremlins: cute and adorable as long as I don't get them wet after midnight.

 

[Bamagan]

I like my men like I like my coffee: ground to dust, scalded with boiling water, and decaffeinated.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I like my men like I like my waterbottles: hard, full to the brim, and able to squirt an ungodly amount of liquid straight into my thirsty, thirsty mouth.