I love oral sex with a woman but...

While I prefer my Pussy Squeaky clean I have no problem with it being slightly less than that.

I have sent a few to the showers and normally I only have to do that once.

I love me some Pussy eating and I do a much better Job of it when it is rather cleaner than not.

That definitely gets noticed.:)

Not been a problem with Dee as she is a germophobe!

She will not let me get close to it unless she is bathed, Shaved and I am NOT telling a lie, she pours isopropyl alcohol 70% over it!:eek:

The first time I saw her do that I damned near lost a hard on in sympathy for it...

And she says she isn't into pain!:rolleyes:

70% isopropyl alcohol....yikes!!! That must sting like a mofo! Made the mistake of cleaning my rear with that ONCE!!!
 
I guess I'm one of the few women who doesn't enjoy oral. Getting it that is, I absolutely love giving it to hubby.

A few reasons why I and others may not enjoy it.

1. We are self conscious of smell or don't feel clean enough.

2. Can't relax and enjoy it , lots of reasons could be behind that.

3. Medical issues, some that she may not feel comfortable talking about. Many women after child birth have some bladder/pelvic floor issues.

4. Had some sexual trauma.

5. Maybe she gets more pleasure elsewhere....my skin is super sensitive when touched lightly and if you suck on my nips then I'm all yours.
 
Oral sex is important. Especially for a woman. Just make sure she washes up before you go down on her if it bugs you. Have a long talk with her and be upfront.
 
If my guy asked me to bathe before going down on me I’d tell him to go fuck himself. Liking my pussy smell is required for admission. If he’s not enthusiastic about how delicious I taste and smell, then he doesn’t get to eat at my catfish buffet.
 
If my guy asked me to bathe before going down on me I’d tell him to go fuck himself. Liking my pussy smell is required for admission. If he’s not enthusiastic about how delicious I taste and smell, then he doesn’t get to eat at my catfish buffet.

I know, right? The most interesting bouquet on the planet. A symphony of scent in a world of monotones.
 
If my guy asked me to bathe before going down on me I’d tell him to go fuck himself. Liking my pussy smell is required for admission. If he’s not enthusiastic about how delicious I taste and smell, then he doesn’t get to eat at my catfish buffet.

Yes. As an avid pussy connoisseur, pussy smells are like dicks and pussies in appearance. All similar, but strikingly different. And I love them all. Yes, there are always challenges ... but who doesn't like a challenge?
 
If my guy asked me to bathe before going down on me I’d tell him to go fuck himself. Liking my pussy smell is required for admission. If he’s not enthusiastic about how delicious I taste and smell, then he doesn’t get to eat at my catfish buffet.

Your natural smell doesn't go away just because you take a shower. Keeping the hygiene, daily, is basics.
 
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i used to be more into oral but after 1 girl whose cooch smelled like day-old chipotle and another whose smell was just naturally too strong for me i've gotten over it a bit



Yes they always say, Once you get past the smell, you got it licked..
 
hey...

I love eating pussy but I have developed a problem that stops me from doing it. I was in a basically sexless marriage for 25 years. When I would make an effort to go down on my wife she would often make the excuse that she had not bathed and was unclean. I have since remarried and daydream of eating my wife's pussy but when it comes time to do so the 25 years of negative programming enters my mind. I have not discussed this with wife because I don't want to offend her. I have tried to come up with a polite way to ask her to wash but it all comes out lame. I reckon I just needed to get this off my chest.



you need to take this to your wife
 
If my guy asked me to bathe before going down on me I’d tell him to go fuck himself. Liking my pussy smell is required for admission. If he’s not enthusiastic about how delicious I taste and smell, then he doesn’t get to eat at my catfish buffet.

Yeah, well some people do not care about body hygiene nor do they have any consideration of others...

I worked with a guy that Bathed every three months or so.

Probably never occurred to him to change cloths at the same time.

Johnny would fuck anything with two or four legs or less.
 
While I prefer my Pussy Squeaky clean I have no problem with it being slightly less than that.

I have sent a few to the showers and normally I only have to do that once.

I love me some Pussy eating and I do a much better Job of it when it is rather cleaner than not.

That definitely gets noticed.:)

Not been a problem with Dee as she is a germophobe!

She will not let me get close to it unless she is bathed, Shaved and I am NOT telling a lie, she pours isopropyl alcohol 70% over it!:eek:

The first time I saw her do that I damned near lost a hard on in sympathy for it...

And she says she isn't into pain!:rolleyes:
good lord how does she not pass out from the alcohol? I mean, I take a alcohol wipe and clean off the head of my dick and my head starts spinning like I just shot four drinks down. And she just pours that shit all over her cootchie!? That kind of tolerance gets expensive in the clubs don't it?
 
My wife is an outdoor worker and has her own business. We also own a farm. I love it when I’m working from home (I have an office job and work from home a few days a week) and my wife comes home all sweaty and dirty. I love to strip off her clothes, put her on a couch in the living room touch her gently and eat that delicious pussy right then and there. Luckily she (mostly) loves that too.
 
I love it, but wife thinks it's dirty...So havent in a longggggg time....
 
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