I need pen name help...

[voluptuary_manque]

Oh you do too want to go there, giggling all the way . . . except for the excited squeals and smothered sighs. And you know it!

 

[secretme]

Oh you do too want to go there, giggling all the way . . . except for the excited squeals and smothered sighs. And you know it!

But I don't write S&M. I wouldn't even know where to start, honestly...
I can just see the hate mail coming in from people who read way too much into that name.

 

[Mitsouko]

Hmmm...
I kinda like this one...

It means Secret me, I think

 

[secretme]

S.M. Baird doesn't sound old mannish to me and I are one. When I saw it on the cover I giggled

"S&M Bared" is the connotation I picked up on. But then, I like puns.

What about secretme bared from it...
Someone else pointed that out.

Now it's growing on me more and more.

I may not change it after all.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Just to show you how imaginative I am at Pen Names... I thought about using "Penn Name"

 

[secretme]

Just to show you how imaginative I am at Pen Names... I thought about using "Penn Name"

Actually... I may well read a book with that on it because I would think that the author had to have some balls to put something that ridiculous on the cover on purpose.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

What about secretme bared from it...
Someone else pointed that out.

Now it's growing on me more and more.

I may not change it after all.

Toldjer . . .

 

[str8upck]

you could always try something to coinside with you being the beauty queen from mars, something like Marsthia Read, pronounsed red like the colour of the planet

 

[Oblimo]

The name of your childhood pet, and the name of the street you grew up on. Better for porn star names, though. Mine's Moose Homans.

 

[secretme]

The name of your childhood pet, and the name of the street you grew up on. Better for porn star names, though. Mine's Moose Homans.

Uh then I'd be Puppy Damon...
Porn star or something...
I don't think that will work.
But thanks!

 

[secretme]

you could always try something to coinside with you being the beauty queen from mars, something like Marsthia Read, pronounsed red like the colour of the planet

But then I'd spend all my time telling people how to pronounce it right.

Besides... it's just a reference. I don't think I'm beauty queen material. Especially other worldly.

 

[str8upck]

But then I'd spend all my time telling people how to pronounce it right.

Besides... it's just a reference. I don't think I'm beauty queen material. Especially other worldly.

you might have to tell people
I think you may be wrong, when I look into your eyes I see a Beauty Queen

 

[voluptuary_manque]

you might have to tell people
I think you may be wrong, when I look into your eyes I see a Beauty Queen

You tell her, str8! Beauty is as beauty does . . .