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smalltownman

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I masturbate alot and my cum is never white like I see in movies and pictures. It's clear. Am I impetent? or is there something that I am not doing right
 
smalltownman said:
I masturbate alot and my cum is never white like I see in movies and pictures. It's clear. Am I impetent? or is there something that I am not doing right

I have seen clear cum before, I have also seen white cum turn clear after a few minutes.
 
My husband's cum is often clear or kinda cloudy, it's not very often really white...so I think you're ok!
 
Sometimes mines white, sometimes it's clear, sometimes it's some of both, sometimes it has slight coloration to it. I doubt you have a problem but don't know from a medical standpoint what clear isim means.
 
i'm no doc but i'm guessing it might have to do with something you eat... or it could be just normal for you... if your really worried talk to ur doc... i wouldnt worry though
 
The more liquids you drink, the more watery your cum will be and thus the more clear it'll be. Also, I've found if you masturbate frequently (multiple times in a day for example), by the third or even second time my cum's a lot more watery and more clear than it is white.
 
Yep. You're fucked up alright. You've shot all the white cum cells you were born with. Now all you have left is the clear stuff. Somewhere down the stroking road you're gonna whack off and shoot absolutely nothing. Just a small whiff of air. Better back off now and at least save some of the clear stuff.
 
Um, if you were impotent, you wouldn't be able to get it up in the first place.

FWIW, several years ago my husband had surgery to correct a fertility problem, and his cum changed in appearance (from thinner and clearer to thicker and whiter). I'm NOT saying that a low sperm count is your problem, however.

Don't assume that everything you see in porn is indicative of the "average" guy. Those dudes make movies for a reason, and what can't be produced naturally is faked.

I'd think that most women aren't going to care one way or another.
 
smalltownman said:
I masturbate alot and my cum is never white like I see in movies and pictures. It's clear. Am I impetent? or is there something that I am not doing right

How much is a lot? If you're masturbating that frequently I'm wondering if your ejaculate has enough time to build up some of the elements that make it whitish in appearance like protein and sugars. The first thing I thought when I read your post was that your semen is watered-down.
 
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blackpenblueink said:
Yep. You're fucked up alright. You've shot all the white cum cells you were born with. Now all you have left is the clear stuff. Somewhere down the stroking road you're gonna whack off and shoot absolutely nothing. Just a small whiff of air. Better back off now and at least save some of the clear stuff.

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hey

Hey, myn changes colors all the time mate, do you know there is actually a pre cum that comes out first that myn is usually clear, then when i "go off" its a different color. i think it has to do with wutcha eat. Shouldnt be anything bad about it though.
 
I think that your problem (Perlacto non chromatocumization) has been failry well accepted in medical resecarch as having too much weight on the penis during mastrubation. [See Johns Hopkins per: Masters & Johnson, 1978]

The best solution so far is to inflate a profilactic (rubber) with Helium (obtained at any druggist that also has balloons) (one of the reasons that balloons are there, but dont tell little kids).

Then use dental floss to attach the balloons to ease the downward stress and bingo, no problems! Careful on the knots! Too tight and you will have a whole new set of problems--gangrene of the penis!
 
blackpenblueink said:
Yep. You're fucked up alright. You've shot all the white cum cells you were born with. Now all you have left is the clear stuff. Somewhere down the stroking road you're gonna whack off and shoot absolutely nothing. Just a small whiff of air. Better back off now and at least save some of the clear stuff.

I totally pictured an animated penis wheezing out a huff of dusty air and coughing and sputteirng a bit.
I hate it when that happens
 
Please try to avoid the phrase "rubberneck" and "penis size thread" in the same post?
 
Don't believe what's seen in porn. For pictures (as opposed to movies), they often make artificial sperm out of egg white and other stuff (Seriously, there's no reason they would use real sperm when they could use something which looks the same)
And yes, you're normal.
 
blackpenblueink said:
Yep. You're fucked up alright. You've shot all the white cum cells you were born with. Now all you have left is the clear stuff. Somewhere down the stroking road you're gonna whack off and shoot absolutely nothing. Just a small whiff of air. Better back off now and at least save some of the clear stuff.
Damn, just damn. Can't stop laughing... could be lack of sleep but I don't think so.
 
Oh smalltownman, I'm going with the others here saying you're just fine.
 
I laughed my ass off when I read blackpenblueink's retort. My husband always says the end result of excessive masturbation would be "shooting dust".
 
smalltownman said:
I masturbate alot and my cum is never white like I see in movies and pictures. It's clear. Am I impetent? or is there something that I am not doing right

Not sure if this is right, but isnt the white fluid the semen and the clear fluid is from the seminal vesicles(helps with sperm motility).

Sorry, abit scientific.
 
Lessons-n-Lust said:
I laughed my ass off when I read blackpenblueink's retort. My husband always says the end result of excessive masturbation would be "shooting dust".
Oh hell! That is funny. :D
 
Matadore said:
Please try to avoid the phrase "rubberneck" and "penis size thread" in the same post?
I'll post whatever I want, thanks. :rolleyes:
 
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Originally Posted by blackpenblueink
"Yep. You're fucked up alright. You've shot all the white cum cells you were born with. Now all you have left is the clear stuff. Somewhere down the stroking road you're gonna whack off and shoot absolutely nothing. Just a small whiff of air. Better back off now and at least save some of the clear stuff."




And the real horror of this is that the resulting transparent babies are so hard to care for...
 
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