I really NEED a man!

Re: But that is the point...

Ebonyfire said:



Why do it yourself when you can get HIM to do it for you?
And guys have never cared about my hardware, only my software!

Ebony

I've impressed many a dude because I can change my own oil, and fix a leaky faucet.
 
Call me nutty, but I love "honey-do's".....and I'm usually pretty good at them - and other times......I've had to wade through a bit of water and say "I think we need to call someone..."

Now I need a honey to do them for.....

Now, Miss....to your problems....

The van - personally, I would take it to my mechanic. He's a whiz, doesn't do unnecessary work, and is reasonable. He would probably look and say "Ohhh....where that coming from? I take a look......" (He has an accent)

- New car. A friend of mine wanted to take me with when she went car shopping, but didn't ask. When she got to the dealership, they "wanted to appraise" her car for the possibility of trade in....and took her keys and drove the car away...and wouldn't give her her keys or car back! She got nailed hard. Were I there, I would have given them choices: they could either bring the car and keys back, I could call the cops, or they could try to explain to their wives how they got a pair of size 12 shoes in their ass....

- The swing set is child's play (pun sort of intended).

- Bathtub fixtures should be pretty easy.

- The headboard's a piece of cake.

You don't happen to live in Southern California, do you? ;)

Nigel
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I really NEED a man!

MissTaken said:



I fear you would wear me out!

:p

A distinct possibility, but then I'd have time to fix all that stuff while you rested.;)

Ishmael
 
Re: Re: But that is the point...

badasschick said:


I've impressed many a dude because I can change my own oil, and fix a leaky faucet.

I've impressed many a man by insisting that they do it! And I never change my own oil. It is against my religion! LOL

To each her own!

Ebony
 
I think not...

Svedish_Chef said:
Non.

Dommes beg me... part of terms and conditions...

If they beg, they are not Dommes. they are called...

submissives!! <laughing>
 
Gee! I am starting to wish I were a Domme....


Ebony has a good thing going :D


Begging, cheffie? Only if it really turns you on :rose:

Badass chick....You are certainly impressing me. You aren't bi, perchance? *smirks*


Nigel....I am on the other side of the country, of course! *sigh*


So, the right woman could help out as well ;)
 
Re: I think not...

Ebonyfire said:


If they beg, they are not Dommes. they are called...

submissives!! <laughing>

But Dommes DO beg, ask Nessus, Hecate... among others... its deliciously fun.
 
MissTaken said:

Badass chick....You are certainly impressing me. You aren't bi, perchance? *smirks*

Well, I have been known to sit the fence.
 
There is no negotiation... if someone wants something bad enough.. they just have to do the right things to get it.

Always a good way to do business.
 
Re: Re: I think not...

Svedish_Chef said:


But Dommes DO beg, ask Nessus, Hecate... among others... its deliciously fun.

Then maybe they are switches! I personally do not know any Dommes who beg.

Ebony
 
Re: Re: Re: I think not...

Ebonyfire said:


Then maybe they are switches! I personally do not know any Dommes who beg. And no, I would never ask them, it is their business, not mine. Not my cup of tea.

Ebony
 
Running joke... but they did have to beg me. And they are dommes....

I just torture all and sundry

I'm not too sure about the renegotiation...
 
Svedish_Chef said:
There is no negotiation... if someone wants something bad enough.. they just have to do the right things to get it.

Always a good way to do business.

Now I can agree with that statement! There are some things that cannot be negotiated.

Ebony
 
MissT.....

...can't help with most "stuff", but for a new car go to Carsdirect.com. Research what you want for options and more importantly what you don't want! Get a price and use it as your bargining tool. Don't go above that price for anything but tax and license, period. You can always purchase online and have the car delivered to your front door.

Realize that your trade-in becomes the profit for the dealer. Know what you could sell your vehicle for and be prepared for an appraisal several thousand dollars less than you had hoped for. Decide then whether to sell the car yourself or trade it.

Good luck!

RhumbRunner:cool:

If you need more info, PM me!
 
Thanks, Rhumb....

last time I went on my own, it was three weeks, seven dealers offering me vehicles I didn't want.

Finally, in tears, went to a dealer where one of the salesman knew my god father. I told him what I wanted and what the bank would give me. I also told him that if he couldnt' help me, just say so.

Next day, I drove away in exactly the vehicle I wanted. What a trial!
 
As to cars, you can buy them online now without hassling over showroom tactics at VERY good prices, delivered to your door, MissT. I can hunt down the website if you can't find it... remind me if you need it.

Man-wise, to address ALL the needs, I don't seem to have a spare one handy. If there's room to work in some time for my own car issues, etc., and none of the other volunteers pass muster, let's talk. :D
 
Well, LK....

I am accepting applications until 12 midnight EST.


Shall I expect yours?

:D

:rose:
 
Oh I must have missed the application part... lemme look back a page or two.

I saw certain parameters, but no application form, MissT.

~the van is leaking oil and the mechanic says it is nothing.
Cool.

~I want to buy a new vehicle....try doing that without six feet of testosterone by your side!
Buying cars is fun, as long as you mean NEW cars.

~I have a swing set in the yard that desperately needs assembly.
Got a pliers?

~The bathtub fixtures need replacing and I want to take a bath without bringing the pliers.
Oh good, you do have a pliers...
Very reasonable. I suppose you'd prefer that be in working order before I tend the "some assembly required" project in the back yard, right?


~My headboard to my bed needs to be reattached.
You sure it's not that the bed needs to be reattached?

You bring the toolbox. I have the toybox!
Got that pliers? ;)


You must be flooded with apps, but if you'll tell me how to find one I reckon I can try to fill it out by then.
 
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