I Studied Biden Supporters and Reached a Disturbing Conclusion (I Wish This Was a Joke. And Briefer.)

[BrightShinyGirl]

Only Kool-Aid drinkers vote.

You don’t pay attention to politics except for your one pet issue: gun ownership. You regularly fantasize about shooting your enemies. I’m not the one with credibility problems.

 

[Comshaw]

Blagh bablah blah blah

I've seen low flying UFO's, sneaky ass UCA (unidentified crawling apparitions), Sasquatch stole my lunch one time and once while in the outhouse crampus scared me so bad I crapped twice in a row, but what in the fuck did I just read????



Comshaw

 

[dawnonyou]

Many of you don't know this, I don't like talking about myself. I do not think of myself as anything special, despite many early school teachers using that term though I have a vague feeling they were not handing out compliments. I happen to have considerable expertise in Human Cognition specifically in the area of Judgment and Decision-Making (JDM) which literally studies why we believe what we believe (judgment) and why we do the things we do (decisions) to over-simplify. I've been bothered by the following: How can intelligent people (I want to be honest, not stupid, yes, many democrats are intelligent as are many conservatives) who one must assume have very similar goals in life - be safe, age slowly/gracefully, have freedom sure within constraints, opportunities for a productive and satisfying life, however you define that. Pick a dem and repub at random and sit them down. Assume both meet the above requirements - intelligent, same goals, reasonable goals. So why are these two going to agree on, sadly, almost nothing and, in fact, the very exercise has a non-zero probability of escalating into violence! Note I've attributed nothing necessarily to either side, I'm trying to be fair, or I lose credibility. Why is that where I see this country and why do I know many of you agree? ...and on and on and on...
Mindfully, I nurse that cock, applying just the right balance of sensation and security, just being held, like a little cock-baby, loved and protected by none other than my mouth. And that, friends IS the entire point. Thank you.

You are not alone. Just wait until we get to Mars and you will see lots of people there have been saying the exact same thing for billions of years.