I think I can

:) I love it when someone gets the joke (even my really bad jokes)
 
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:) I love it when someone gets the joke (even my really bad jokes)

Its not bad, it's just misunderstood! No one in this family cares but that joke LOVES me, and I LOVE it! And we're running away together and there's nothing you can do! (runs upstairs crying)
 
Its not bad, it's just misunderstood! No one in this family cares but that joke LOVES me, and I LOVE it! And we're running away together and there's nothing you can do! (runs upstairs crying)

With your thermos, and your paddle ball game? Maybe there is something that could lure you back? Breakfast condiments?
 
Oh come on back with your misunderstood joke

(sniff) Just because it wears a leather jacket and rides a motorcycle doesn't mean that a joke is wrong.
Also hey did you remind me to buy stock in Welch's? Because I imagine you are going to start receiving massive shipments of Breakfast Syrup packets at your front door.
 
(sniff) Just because it wears a leather jacket and rides a motorcycle doesn't mean that a joke is wrong.
Also hey did you remind me to buy stock in Welch's? Because I imagine you are going to start receiving massive shipments of Breakfast Syrup packets at your front door.

If only. There was. Someone handy. Someone who has a humorous pointer. To clean this mess up.
 
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If only. There was. Someone handy. Someone who has a humorous pointer. To clean this mess up.

Hey I heard someone talking about breakfast syrup and I had to see what was goi-

(pauses)

(runs to get hilarious pointer)
 
Having known you, I was patiently waiting for that.

I'd volunteer, but only if I could take a bite after cleaning it up.

It would have been sort of mean to go through all that with no reveal. Geez oh peets, there is enough disappointment in this world man! Enough. Let this one nipple be my small (or not so) contribution towards the greater good.
 
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