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Bubba and Earl
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the
road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger,
Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're
gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw
the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the
seat,and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the
roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No,sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch".
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the
road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger,
Bubba, said "lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're
gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw
the bottles under the seat".
"What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the
seat,and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the
roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No,sir", said Earl. "We're on the patch".
