"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[JustAnotherFlower]

...asked politely.

 

[CuriousRick]

Wish I knew?

 

[Taegul]

If women's prisons allowed internet access to Literotica.

 

[Stan_the_skin]

If I wasn't such an old and ugly creepy basket case.

 

[Booboobear84]

...asked politely.

In your case I'm not even sure if politeness is necessary. OTOH if they have only seen your pictures and not heard your voice, one voice message and you'll own them.

 

[pmichael]

If only I understood the fact that there are few ladies here who are actually looking.

 

[Booboobear84]

I don't know, because if I did, I would get more pussy.

 

[Apisto42]

Looks like if I posted my balls I’d get more.

Not sure if I buy that though. There was also talk of a bridge in AZ. @hotwords229_A @aussiegeekygal

 

[Dubinsky]

...if only I stopped claiming my cock is two inches when hard.

 

[Booboobear84]

...if only I stopped claiming my cock is two inches when hard.

What can I say, the New England sense of humor doesn't travel well

 

[Dubinsky]

What can I say, the New England sense of humor doesn't travel well.

Must be all the fuckin' potholes, kehd.

 

[Booboobear84]

Must be all the fuckin' potholes, kehd.

And the tunnel closings

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Tried

 

[Apisto42]

Tried

How you doing? (I’m fairly easy you know)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How you doing? (I’m fairly easy you know)

Too much effort

 

[Apisto42]

Too much effort

Love me a pillow princess…

 

[Tallulah82]

It's still early to really have scientific proof, but I think I was getting more dick attention when my eyes were in my AV. So, I think I'd get more dick on Lit if I didn't remove my eyes. Perverts.

 

[thefishfryer]

It's still early to really have scientific proof, but I think I was getting more dick attention when my eyes were in my AV. So, I think I'd get more dick on Lit if I didn't remove my eyes. Perverts.

I don't know, there's some strange folks around these parts.

 

[thefishfryer]

If I had this as my avatar

 

[Kraken_96]

If I wasn't committed to being such a silly goose

 

[Tallulah82]

If I had this as my avatar

I object. Whilst I cannot speak for any other woman than myself, I can confidently say that this shit doesn't hold as much weight as you may think it does. Just edit the dude out and leave the champagne.

 

[Tallulah82]

If I wasn't committed to being a silly goose

I feel like this is a challenge in disguise.

 

[Kraken_96]

I feel like this is a challenge in disguise.

Look Zeus came down as a swan and that dude was DROWNING in lovers, I hop the genus and suddenly it's:

"ew why is there a bird in my dms catfishing as a mythic sea beast?"

and not:

"that's a bird I could make a nest with tonight"

Ridiculous

*corrected so as not to further damage my good relationship/rivalry with @Tallulah82, you deserve better*

 

[Tallulah82]

Look Zeus came down as a swan and that dude was DROWNING in lovers, I hop the genus and suddenly it's "ew why is there a bird in my dms catfishing as a mythic sea beast?" And not "that's a bird I could make a nest with tonight"

Ridiculous

I feel like you started strong but then the meds kicked in and your typing slurred.

 

[Kraken_96]

I feel like you started strong but then the meds kicked in and your typing slurred.

Meds stopped working* but yes close