"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[RideFl71]

If everyone lived closer..
The question was more restraining orders.. Right?

 

[thefishfryer]

I object. Whilst I cannot speak for any other woman than myself, I can confidently say that this shit doesn't hold as much weight as you may think it does. Just edit the dude out and leave the champagne.

Your so hard to please.

I have a Chenin Blanc in the fridge.

 

[Trubbycat]

If I stopped describing it as fun sized.

 

[base10]

Somehow had a notification that someone liked me, I never have a clue

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

If people got my particular brand of weird fun

(Or if I wanted more)

 

[BDA73]

If only I was 50 lbs lighter..25 years younger and not married

 

[Ratchetman1982]

If I was more handsome, had a better personality, knew mind control...

 

[Wand3rlust]

If I was less.

 

[Stan_the_skin]

If I was less.

If i knew you more

 

[cheekygirl75]

If I had less of a bullshit detector

 

[BillyWalrus]

I had more than an absolutely zero interest in finding dick or pussy on lit.

 

[lindi_85]

if I was more easy breezy

 

[MrPimms]

If I took a chance

 

[Stan_the_skin]

If i really tried, but scared of failure.

 

[AmberLGreen]

If I didn’t play so hard to get

 

[MrPimms]

If I had one of them sexy avatars. Or a sexy name. Or a sexy bone. Or a book about sexy.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

If I was someone completely different. Alluring, charismatic, charming, funny, and gorgeous

 

[Neanderthal247]

If I didn’t play so hard to get

Dam tease

 

[Neanderthal247]

If I paid their bills

 

[cocokittysurprise]

If I agreed to cyber domming LOL

 

[MrPimms]

If I agreed to cyber domming LOL

Is that domming but Wearing neon?

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Is that domming but Wearing neon?

Uhhh... if you say so.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

...Say yes... or ask for it.

 

[Shenanigans90]

If I was willing to wear an e-condom

 

[Pad_Foot]

Go back in time 15 years?
Or did you mean e-pussy?
That I just have to keep praying!
(Do these kinds of prayers ever get answered))