"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Ratchetman1982]

I would get more if they ladies lowered the standards, found nerdy Man- children sexy, knew the really obscure dinosaur names, had an awesome Pog collection...

 

[Series 6]

I would get more if women would just simply give me more. Come on ladies, just ask!

 

[Trubbycat]

...knew the really obscure dinosaur names...

sigh... I hear you...

 

[Ratchetman1982]

sigh... I hear you...

Truly. What is more sexy than a woman getting really close to your ear, whispering gently "Tonight, I really want a Yangchuaonosaurus". I get chills just thinking about it

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I'd get more Litdick if I entertained more of the men on here. I ignore the majority of the messages I get.

 

[Trubbycat]

Truly. What is more sexy than a woman getting really close to your ear, whispering gently "Tonight, I really want a Yangchuaonosaurus". I get chills just thinking about it

That would certainly inflate my Patagotitan!

 

[base10]

People didn’t know how actually weird some of my ideas are

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Hahah I guess I will refrain from messaging than.

I mean, if your initial message is along the lines of "Are you interested in [insert random sexual kink]" then yeah, the probability of getting ignored is high.

 

[MrPimms]

If I was to quote films more often, I’ve heard the women love a nerd.

If I looked more like Fester Addams than Gomez.

 

[Sundayschild]

I'd get more dick on Lit if I had big tits.


Probably get more pussy too....

 

[Abeona1]

I'd get more dick on lit if I knew how to post naughty pics

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'd get more dick on Lit if I had big tits.


Probably get more pussy too....

Don't be so hard on your tiny titties.

 

[Txworkaholic]

So I have spent the last day or so, reading this this whole thread. Yes I am really that exciting and have so much going on that i have time to do that..... there is some of the funniest shit I've ever read in here and has kept me very entertained. So I figured I'd do something I've never done and actually post something.

On that note: I'd probably get more lit pussy if I was not such a horrible introvert and could think of a more exciting opener than a standard hello and introduction. And had a more exciting life...

 

[Wageslave]

If I weren't so shy and uninteresting

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I'd get more if I stopped sending all of the ladies pictures of my dick with googley eyes on it

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'd get more if I stopped sending all of the ladies pictures of my dick with googley eyes on it

I feel slighted ...

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I feel slighted ...

Correction. Silly me. I've accidentally been sending them to members of Congress. I get mixed up sometimes

 

[Wand3rlust]

Correction. Silly me. I've accidentally been sending them to members of Congress. I get mixed up sometimes

I feel more slighted.

 

[MrPimms]

If my wordle game was as good as my flirting game.

(They’re both bad, that’s probably why)

 

[Xerxes82]

I'd get more if I stopped sending all of the ladies pictures of my dick with googley eyes on it

Wait wait wait. Wait just one goddamminute. I thought googley eyes were supposed to be the secret sauce? I have been fed lies. LIES!

And this, folks, is why I don't get more Lit pussy. I'm too easily led astray by false narratives and internet misinformation.

 

[LostHorizon]

Tell me what's holding you back from getting more Lit tail than you'd like.

Disclosing all my shortcomings and vulnerabilities then sending multiple dick pics to all the ladies seems to be standing in my way of getting any action.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I was cooler? Sexier? Funnier?
Fuck it. I'll just be me.

 

[y=mx+b]

I resurrected my ampic thread

 

[CuriousCat89]

I shapeshifted

 

[base10]

Less people could see my posts about pee play