I think I've been doing this all wrong...
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KillerMuffin
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What women do all day?
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We just hope that you don't notice how well, er, marinated the cucumbers are. We also hope that you don't notice that we think you're suddenly... let's just say lacking...
Jeeeeeez, I'm just kidding pp, you don't have to whip it out. Oh gawd, he's dropping trou. I'm outta here.
http://www.69toplist.com/kitchen-xxx-teen/kitchen2/Thumbnails/thumb_nikkykitchen63.jpg
We just hope that you don't notice how well, er, marinated the cucumbers are. We also hope that you don't notice that we think you're suddenly... let's just say lacking...
Jeeeeeez, I'm just kidding pp, you don't have to whip it out. Oh gawd, he's dropping trou. I'm outta here.
OUTSIDER
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Always said:
Sorry but I can't agree with you there, you "MUST" stir the food halfway through cooking if it ask's for it, although it's a 1000/1 shot you can still get food poisoning from microwave meals that aren't cooked all the way through, it still happen's.
Myrrdin
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Hey don't forget the other guy standing against that Leftie, euro-phile, Hush Puppy wearing Ken Clarke.
Ian Duncan Smith, champion of the right
As seen from the perspective of the Tory right, Iain Duncan Smith's political credentials are impeccable.
A former member of the Scots Guards, he has seen active service in Northern Ireland.
He is a firm believer in the free market and a member of the Thatcherite No Turning Back Group - deserted by Michael Portillo last November.
A die-hard Eurosceptic, he voted against the Maastricht Treaty in parliament, in defiance of the then Conservative leader and Prime Minister John Major.
It goes without saying that Mr Duncan Smith is fiercely opposed to any moves towards a potential European army and that he believes the UK should back American plans for a National Missile Defence system.
Mr Duncan Smith's beliefs make him a natural political heir to the Thatcher legacy.
But his vision for Britain's future may be perceived as too right wing for him to appeal to enough of the general public to take the Tories back to Downing Street.
Ian Duncan Smith, champion of the right
As seen from the perspective of the Tory right, Iain Duncan Smith's political credentials are impeccable.
A former member of the Scots Guards, he has seen active service in Northern Ireland.
He is a firm believer in the free market and a member of the Thatcherite No Turning Back Group - deserted by Michael Portillo last November.
A die-hard Eurosceptic, he voted against the Maastricht Treaty in parliament, in defiance of the then Conservative leader and Prime Minister John Major.
It goes without saying that Mr Duncan Smith is fiercely opposed to any moves towards a potential European army and that he believes the UK should back American plans for a National Missile Defence system.
Mr Duncan Smith's beliefs make him a natural political heir to the Thatcher legacy.
But his vision for Britain's future may be perceived as too right wing for him to appeal to enough of the general public to take the Tories back to Downing Street.
p_p_man
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Myrrdin said:
Yeah the Tories certainly know how to pick 'em...
I suppose as they consider themselves the UK's natural political leaders there's bound to be some inbreeding in there somewhere. any more and they'll all be vying to become the next Royal Family...
It's precisely for those qualities of Duncan Smith's that I reckon Clarke will walk it. That and the fact that he's the man in the streets sort of man.
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peepster-
Why in the hell should we listen to anything you have to say about politics or international relations when you can't even operate a goddamn microwave?
I'd hate to see what happens at your house when its laundry time...O, the horror!
I'll sit back now and await your inevitable response as to why your microwave ignorance is somehow the fault of a greedy corporate America, obviously bent on world domination and the oppression of the more enlightened nations of the world.
Why in the hell should we listen to anything you have to say about politics or international relations when you can't even operate a goddamn microwave?
I'd hate to see what happens at your house when its laundry time...O, the horror!
I'll sit back now and await your inevitable response as to why your microwave ignorance is somehow the fault of a greedy corporate America, obviously bent on world domination and the oppression of the more enlightened nations of the world.
Cheyenne
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p_p_man said:
Too bad he explained the WRONG answer. The women were correct- you only need to "turn" the package if you don't have a microwave with a turntable.
If they want you to open the film and stir the food part way through the cooking time, the instructions will tell you that specifically. Trust me, I eat a lot of microwave dinners. I also once had a job for a few months at a company that packaged some of these dinners. They try to make the instructions so clear that any idiot can follow them.
For example, tonight's fine dining choice is Uncle Ben's rice bowl- szechuan chicken. The instructions say to microwave on high at full power for 5 minutes. Pull back top film, stir, re-cover and cook for 1 additional minute to 160 degrees. Packages that say to "turn" mean just that. Turn the package.
p_p_man
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Problem Child said:peepster-
Why in the hell should we listen to anything you have to say about politics or international relations when you can't even operate a goddamn microwave?
Doesn't anyone read in America anymore!
It's not the bloody microwave but the heating instructions of the food I was asking about! Sheesh!
Anyway I have been reliably informed by someone on this thread that I have a top of the range, turntable spinning, ultra modern machine. So I can't mention it in the same breath as the USA.
It's Japanese...
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Hey, you're the one that can't feed yourself, not me.
OUTSIDER
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Ah all becomes clear now, when P_P_Man said "turn" I thought he meant "stir", some people in this country have a nasty habit of swapping one for the other where food is concerned.
Yes Cheyenne is dead right, if it asks you to turn the food it means turn the whole thing through 90 degrees, oddly enough they ask you to do this for exactly the same reason they ask you to stir most microwave meals, so you don't get cold spot's where the food hasn't cooked properly.
Enjoy your dinner PPM.
Yes Cheyenne is dead right, if it asks you to turn the food it means turn the whole thing through 90 degrees, oddly enough they ask you to do this for exactly the same reason they ask you to stir most microwave meals, so you don't get cold spot's where the food hasn't cooked properly.
Enjoy your dinner PPM.
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Thank god Portillo is out of the race, well at least the Tories don't have to wave another fours years goodbye with a rubbish leader.
Thank god someone else noticed the Kenneth Clarke resemblence to the tub of lard.......wonder if they'll start taking the piss on 'Have I got news for you'?
Thank god someone else noticed the Kenneth Clarke resemblence to the tub of lard.......wonder if they'll start taking the piss on 'Have I got news for you'?
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