I think she had a fever

[fsumusic1981]

I thought I would share something with all of you. About 2 weeks ago, my girlfriend was sick... lymph nodes were swollen, her throat hurt and she had a fever, etc.

Now, here's the interesting part. We had sex. And she wasn't like warm apple pie, she was HOT. I think her having a fever made her vagina a little bit warmer. And it was great. I have been wanting to catch something to make her sick again.



I was if any of the guys had ever noticed this with their partners.

Also, for those women out there with a fever or a touch of the flu, make love with your partner tonight, and see if he notices the difference. And guys, if your partner is sick, get her into bed!

And if nobody is in a relationship with at least 1 ill person, keep this in mind for the next flu season.

Peace

 

[MMorJon]

Im suprised she was even turned on enough to have sex.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Lymph Nodes swollen and a fever?

Has she been to the doctor?

And for Christ's sake, if she was that feverish, I would have hoped you'd just gotten a cold compress and made her tea.

Don't try to get her sick again so you can have a hot dick. Heat up some lube and masturbate for fuck's sakes.

This just irks me, how little you seem to care for her health.

 

[fsumusic1981]

I guess I should have made part of my post more clear. I am not really trying to make my girlfriend sick again. That was, uh, a joke.

And maybe, since different people define being "sick" differently, I should make it clear how sick she actually was. Whereas some of you might think what I meant by her being sick is having a fever of 103 degrees, a throat so sore you can't swallow, constant trips to the bathroom to puke and have diarrhea, that is not what I meant here.... lymph nodes get swollen quite easily, a slight sore throat will do that... She was well enough to go to work and do everything she normally does… her throat just hurt a little bit and she was running a SLIGHT fever. When I said “sick” I should have just said “under the weather.” I do care about my partner’s health, and if she was sick, I’d do whatever she asked of me, cold compresses, buckets of tea, renting every romantic comedy she wanted, holding her hair while she puked… you name it, I’d do it and I’ve done it…

Damn semantics.

So let me rephrase my post. Guys: If your partner is slightly sick, her body temperature will be slightly raised and it did make sex more enjoyable for me. If she is feeling well enough to have sex, then by all means, try it. And women, if you are feeling a little under the weather, give your partner a little treat if you feel up to it.

And I hope that with this clarification, there are no more reactions like Vixenshe’s… I didn’t intend to come off as callous, but I see how one could take it that way.

For the record… when I am feeling under the weather, sex tends to do a few things for me: helps me get some energy back, distracts me from that nagging pain in my throat, or quells that pesky migraine. I hope this answers to some of the reactions that may come from what may seem like my advocating “sick” women to have sex with their partners for their partners’ enjoyment.

-Peace

 

[sheath]

I just gotta say...that was a pretty classy way to clarify what you had to say. I like you already.

Welcome to lit.

And...when I was feeling 'under the weather', one of my former lovers really enjoyed having sex with me. He said every part of me was so much hotter...my skin, my kiss, and especially the more...ummm...intimate parts.

S.

 

[Mskey]

well I know the hubby likes to snuggle up next to me when I'm a bit under the weather because I become a toasty little portable heater, but I can't say that when sick we've ever noticed a difference in the sex, I guess mostly sionce we tend to stay away from intimacy until after the contagious stage has passed.

 

[Mary Hall]

I have been wanting to catch something to make her sick again.

If that was my boyfriend, i`d kick his ass, being ill is so not fun

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Good response fsumusic.... I am glad to see there ar epeole who can remain calm and logical in the face of misunderstandings. People always seem to immediately run off the deep end do they not?

I haven't had the opportunity that I can remember, but I do agree with the sex for curing a headache... It works for either party. My SO's havve never had the ability to use the "not tonight dear, I have a headache" line with me

Welcome to Lit

 

[fsumusic1981]

I wrote this in my original post: I have been wanting to catch something to make her sick again.

My second post I wrote this: I guess I should have made part of my post more clear. I am not really trying to make my girlfriend sick again. That was, uh, a joke.

The came this:

If that was my boyfriend, i`d kick his ass, being ill is so not fun

So now I am writing this:

I'm going to reiterate this for a second time... my saying that was a JOKE. I was being facetious. Hope this clears up any confusion and misunderstandings.

-Peace

 

[Mary Hall]

It wasn`t a funny joke

 

[Ylvie]

fsumusic1981 - I like you already.

 

[fsumusic1981]

It wasn`t a funny joke

It was facetious. Webster's dictionary says this:

Main Entry: fa·ce·tious
Pronunciation: f&-'sE-sh&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle French facetieux, from facetie jest, from Latin facetia
1 : joking or jesting often inappropriately : WAGGISH <just being facetious>
2 : meant to be humorous or funny : not serious <a facetious remark>
synonym see WITTY
- fa·ce·tious·ly adverb
- fa·ce·tious·ness noun

See entry number one... "jesting inappropriately." Sometimes jokes aren't so much funny as they are inappropriate.

But, I'm gonna let this one go, I don't have the heart to continue on. Besides, you're a Simpsons fan (or at least I gather from your quote) and a friend of the Simpsons is a friend of mine. Anyways, I hope this thread may continue on in a peaceful fashion, or at least die a dignified death.

-Peace

 

[Ms_Lilith]

The others were right.. you responded very well to my attack on your post.

I am sorry for my reaction.. based on the information I had, it seemed a callous post... and I had a bad day, and took it out on you...

I apologize again for it.

 

[Minout]

It wasn`t a funny joke

Well, I for one think it was a funny joke. People need to jump to conclusions here less. Not everything everyone says is cause for alarm or death by dismemberment. Jeez, people, lighten up a bit.

And, while I did quote you Mary Hall, I am not directing this only at you. You weren't the first to jump.

 

[Mary Hall]

My mother died of the flu so excuse me if i don`t find it funny when you joke about making someone sick

 

[Minout]

I am sorry to hear about your mother. It is a terrible thing to lose a parent.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

You weren't the first to jump.

I was the first to jump, and have since apologized. I had an aunt die from a cold which turned into pneumonia.

His first post DID sound callous. He didn't give enough information, and we DO see so many trolls on this board that would post something like that in all "seriousness"... it just sort of had that... ring to it.

He explained himself really well and I apologized.

And did my post REALLY sound like death and dismemberment? No.

 

[Mr.G]

YUP

But it's WAY worse to lose a wife, best friend, lover - but - that's another story.

I take extra Vit C when I'm sick. Vit C makes me horny so I can see if one was extra horny and not too sick that could work. Also if you are pretty sick having someone make love to you might be a good way to get your mind off being sick...make ya feel human again for a bit.

If the next flu hits - this avian flu out of Asia - and it goes hooman to hooman ya might as well screw yo brains out 'cause so far it's been 100% fatal for those who've caught it. If it becomes the pandemic the WHO and CDC guys are freaking about we're all fucked anyway!






For all yee with no sense of humur ... that's only half a joke.

 

[firefighter02]

And...when I was feeling 'under the weather', one of my former lovers really enjoyed having sex with me. He said every part of me was so much hotter...my skin, my kiss, and especially the more...ummm...intimate parts.

S. [/B]

S...hmmm...and I thought you would be "hot" all the time

Sorry..just had to say it

 

[CelticFrog]

S...hmmm...and I thought you would be "hot" all the time

Sorry..just had to say it

Well.... she IS *HOTHOTHOT* but that's in so many more ways than can be measured by mercury.

Ang

 

[Guest]

I was if any of the guys had ever noticed this with their partners.

Also, for those women out there with a fever or a touch of the flu, make love with your partner tonight, and see if he notices the difference. And guys, if your partner is sick, get her into bed!

I am sick half of the time and my boyfriend hasn't been sick in all of the years that I've known him... but he said that he does notice that things are warmer down there when I have a fever. Which makes sense... if the rest of your body is frying, so should be your nether regions, lol.

I really just wanted to say that I love how well-written you are, fsumusic

And I've been running a fever up around 102-103 degrees every night this week... my boyfriend just gives me some medicine and I jump him. I'm starting to feel better, but I think it's because of the sex, not the medicine. Good loving is a cure all...

 

[sheath]

S...hmmm...and I thought you would be "hot" all the time

Sorry..just had to say it

My level of heat fluctuates directly with the level of attention I'm getting from a handsome man.

Unless I'm sick. Then I'm just HOT.

S.

 

[sheath]

Well.... she IS *HOTHOTHOT* but that's in so many more ways than can be measured by mercury.

Ang

*blushing*



S.

 

[firefighter02]

My level of heat fluctuates directly with the level of attention I'm getting from a handsome man.

S.

Did I mention that I know CPR just in case of strange heart fluctuations? LOL

I'm sooo bad today...Maybe I am getting a fever?

 

[sheath]

Did I mention that I know CPR just in case of strange heart fluctuations? LOL

I'm sooo bad today...Maybe I am getting a fever?

The CPR thing got my attention.

And being bad is good.

Need me to take your temperature?

S.