I WANT YOUR TONGUE. Yes, indeed - another new author writes

[Vixen]

Well, dearie, you certainly did get in touch with your feminine side! But back to my original question: When do we get more of "Go Faster?"

 

[Guest]

You mean more of that same story? Or more fiction generally?

I've had some plans to write about Carrie's first encounter with that Texan devil. Maybe take a week or two, though. It'll be a kind of prequel: 'Go Faster: The Phantom Menace'!

I've also got a story about watersports, dildos & general degradation that'll hopefully be posted on Literotica soon. But if you've been where I think you've been, you may already have read it.

Didn't I see you in a Russ Meyer movie once, Vixen?

roger
xx

 

[Ghost Of Picabia]

Ha!
Did someone mention phantoms?

Don't worry - I'll be revenged of you soon enough, Simian, you two-faced, coniving little rascal. You don't know the meaning of the word 'degradation'.

And by the way, honey - you'll NEVER be as good a writer as I was. Even if you HAVE sold your worthless soul to a mysterious stranger on the cross-roads. (See I've got access to ALL your secret files down here now, all you villainous mortals.)

Take care.
(By that, I mean, 'WATCH YOUR BACK!'),

love your dear old friend
rachel
xox

 

[Guest]

Just a note to say my new story, 'Girlie Showers', has been posted (sat, 6, may).

 

[Guest]

Hello. I've written a story about Rachel Picabia, called 'Rachel Picabia: Miss Babylon, 1997'. It was posted up on Literotica on June 1st. I'd love you to read it and give me some feedback. Writers need feedback even more than food and oxygen.

 

[Guest]

I don't really want your tongue.

Very naughty of me to resurrect this old beast, eh?, but that's the publicity machine for you.

Parts 2 and 3 of the Rachel Picabia story are now up on Literotica. You can get to them through my profile:

http://www.literotica.com/storyxs/authpages/838_auth.shtml

By the way, when does Deborator get out of jail? I heard she's up for parole pretty soon.

 

[Gingersnap]

Welcome back monkey boy!! BTW Deborah is too busy advising those good old boys down in Talla to read your new stuff. Al himself called her begging her to intervene and then maybe give him a good going over with the strap on..... Debs we love you dearly....

 

[Deborah]

I love you guys too! I'll be sure to read the hairy guy's (girl's?) stories soon and give fuckback, 'er I mean feedback.

Hey Laurel!!! What's up with the new script? I mean, I think some of my new stories got posted but I can't find them. I'm getting mail. Hullo_nurse send me a message via the new feedback form on "Coffin Candy" and I asked her where she saw it. She responded "Well, I found it under the new stories section ... that's where you smartass!"

I don't need this blonde shit.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

And here I was thinking where the fuck are Roger and Gingersnap!

Will be reading them eventually just don't have the time right now...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I don't need this blonde shit.

oh yea ... I know what you mean, Deborah ...

that's why this world needs more Goth chicks like Rachel ...

Rog .... I am sending over your exclusive Celine Dion Christmas song CD across the pond by rush courrier as a congratulatory gift ...

 

[Guest]

Yes, I AM a media slut.

Hello, naughty people.

I'm in festive mood already with my long white beard, shiny red nose and this sprig of mistletoe tied to my belt.

Oi, Ginjah - don't tease the Deborator, you bad bad girl. You know she's got a thing for "Big Al". Look at her blushing over there!

How you doing, Chefster? How are things down under (if that's not too personal a question)? Did you win anything in the Olympics?

Bella - I'm looking forward to receiving my wonderful new Celine CD. I'm planning on burrowing into the vaults of my local bank using Ms Dion's amplified shriek as a sonic drill.

[Edited by Roger Simian on 12-10-2000 at 08:50 AM]

 

[Guest]

Fuck this makes me puke!

Debs we love you dearly....

owww we love you dearly owwweeee....

Next you will be licking the bitches cunt. Talk about a suck hole job!

Deborah you write like a moron, why don’t you give it up!

 

[Guest]

You're a cheerful old sort, aren't you?, Picabia

If you really must vomit in public can you please use one of the recepticles provided?

MERRY CHRISTMAS and a festive bag of sarcasm to you and your dearest

[Edited by Roger Simian on 12-11-2000 at 11:12 AM]

 

[Deborah]

Hey Picabia, maybe my stories suck but at least I don't steal them. You can't even come up with an original troll name. BTW, why do I see you sitting there with your multiple computers and multiple IP's giving my stories the lowest score possible? LMFAO! I don't really give a shit. I never accepted the award I got for the one story last year. Not important to me. But you have your fun you sick fuck.

Hey Roger, didn't read your new stories yet but I promise I will soon and I know I'll love them, just like I do you, babe (don't hurt me Snapper).

 

[Guest]

Love you too, Sweet Deboringah. And don't worry about the G-girl. She doesn't want to bite ya. Maybe just nibble at your ankles.

 

[Gingersnap]

Did I ever tell you my dentist said I had very large Incisors?

Really Debs with you I would share but only for kisses. The rest of this crazed savory biscuit is MINE!!!!

 

[Deborah]

Gingersnap, thanks for removing your dentures.

Roger, my platonic love, finally got around to reading your new stories. Excellent! My fav of yours, though, is "Go Faster!" You know me. I'd like to hear more about the dungeon and the twisted sex games and sado-masochistic goings-on.

All the best X-Mas wishes for you and the Snapper.

 

[Guest]

Why, thankyou, Miss Deborah. Have a Cool Yule and a damn fine Scots-style Hogmany.

Ginger (&) Rogers