I was mildly inconvenienced in the grocery story & Obama didn't do anything about it!

[CHNOPS]

That was kinda funny.

The slinky was funny.

 

[RjThoughts]

OMG because of Obama, I had to pay for my pizza and soda today at the market with like a $20 bill. Like, that's 4 lattes. Damn you, Obama, it's all your fault!!

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I just wish I had a bathroom in my building. I have to go outside to go to the bathroom.

The department store in which I am currently emolyeed has a septic tank in a closet inside the breakroom where people eat their lunch and dinner. It's reminiscent of stories I've heard of third world countries.

 

[RjThoughts]

The department store in which I am currently emolyeed has a septic tank in a closet inside the breakroom where people eat their lunch and dinner. It's reminiscent of stories I've heard of third world countries.

Or certain parts of Appalachia, West Texas, West Virginia, and Alabama....

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

The way that Corporate American treats the working poor is dispicable. Even animals know enough to not shit where they eat.

 

[CaptainKirk]

This is how bad it's become. I was second in line at the grocery story. I was buying my usual two items (garlic and Altoids). I chose the 12 Items or Less line, which is a grammatical usage issue of its own that Obama has failed to fix in his four years in office. The person in front of me was almost done ringing her stuff up, when she realized she had grabbed the wrong kind of yogurt, she got YoSoy when she really wanted YoGreek.

Instead of getting to check out right away, I had to wait while the dweeby teenager ran to the yogurt case and generously got her a new selection of Goat Snot, which is what it all tastes like to me. As a result, my time in that line was a bit longer than it should have been.

Obama is the leader of the free world. He has many resources at his disposal. If he wanted to, he could have made that line go faster for me. It would have taken a single phone call. Did he make that call? No.

No, he didn't. He is a lazy, elitist piece of shit who cannot be bothered with the real problems of the country's best Americans. When will you sheeple wake up and realize that you elected a non-grammar-fixing, non-line-hurrying-up fraud who will not be happy until other things go slightly inconveniently for me too??

This is an outrage!

That tears it! We should implore our representatives to start impeachment proceedings immediately! [pounds fist on table] Immediately, I say!

 

[Busybody]

I went to my usual bathroom at work today and there were two drops of pee on the toilet seat that the previous "squatter" didn't bother to wipe off (a socialist bitch, no doubt, who's too special to drop her butt down on the seat like a normal girl). This is a chronic problem that's been going on for years.

Fuck Obama. What good is he?

So what you are saying

Is that the COLOREDS should be cleaning toilets?

 

[Busybody]

No, he didn't. He is a lazy, elitist piece of shit who cannot be bothered with the real problems of the country's best Americans. When will you sheeple wake up and realize that you elected a non-grammar-fixing, non-line-hurrying-up fraud who will not be happy until other things go slightly inconveniently for me too??

Hey you TURD SNIFFING COON, what the fuck took you so long!?!?!?!?

Asleep at the Switch?

 

[cleaver]

Typos are only funny when other people make them, not when I do.

i got it...
i liked it...

fucking people don't6 have humor any more
or patience and shit.

can't believe you didn't donkey punch that fucker fucking up the short line
like in front of their kid or something...

better yet,
in front of your kid and shit!

there was a lesson there to be brought!

leave the black basta'd outta the equayzhen!

oh! you mighta thought global and all,
but you gotta act all local and stuff!

it's like about as green as you can get!
and that's the point, right?

 

[butters]

This is how bad it's become. I was second in line at the grocery story. I was buying my usual two items (garlic and Altoids). I chose the 12 Items or Less line, which is a grammatical usage issue of its own that Obama has failed to fix in his four years in office. The person in front of me was almost done ringing her stuff up, when she realized she had grabbed the wrong kind of yogurt, she got YoSoy when she really wanted YoGreek.

Instead of getting to check out right away, I had to wait while the dweeby teenager ran to the yogurt case and generously got her a new selection of Goat Snot, which is what it all tastes like to me. As a result, my time in that line was a bit longer than it should have been.

Obama is the leader of the free world. He has many resources at his disposal. If he wanted to, he could have made that line go faster for me. It would have taken a single phone call. Did he make that call? No.

No, he didn't. He is a lazy, elitist piece of shit who cannot be bothered with the real problems of the country's best Americans. When will you sheeple wake up and realize that you elected a non-grammar-fixing, non-line-hurrying-up fraud who will not be happy until other things go slightly inconveniently for me too??

and you didn't have your assault rifle with you? damn that gun-hatin' obama

 

[CHNOPS]

and you didn't have your assault rifle with you? damn that gun-hatin' obama

First they come for your guns, and then for your goat snot.

 

[butters]

First they come for your guns, and then for your goat snot.

i wish you wouldn't keep saying 'goat snot'. i wanna heave

 

[hogjack]

busybody declared war on the racially-integrated frozen food aisles.

 

[RjThoughts]

busybody declared war on the racially-integrated frozen food aisles.

What about the canned foods section? The black beans near the white beans? They might have children!!

 

[CHNOPS]

The Asian pears are the good kind of pear. They are model pears. Don't get me started on the lazy and entitled red pears.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Colonel Hogan]

What about the canned foods section? The black beans near the white beans? They might have children!!

Good call.

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/black_eyed_peas2.jpg

 

[RjThoughts]

The Asian pears are the good kind of pear. They are model pears. Don't get me started on the lazy and entitled red pears.

What about those Anjou pears? Damn cowards, giving up too easily!

 

[RjThoughts]

Good call.

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/black_eyed_peas2.jpg

See what Obama has wrought!!

Inconceivable!

 

[CHNOPS]

What about those Anjou pears? Damn cowards, giving up too easily!

And don't get me started on the Boscs. Sounds way too much like 'mosques' for my comfort.

 

[RobDownSouth]

There are lots of cans of corn.

White corn.
Yellow corn.
Mexican corn.

http://img.freebase.com/api/trans/image_thumb/en/soon-yi_previn?pad=1&maxheight=110&mode=fillcropmid&maxwidth=110Soon Yi says: AJ-san velly upset you reave out Indian corn! He most dispreased!

 

[hogjack]

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/black_eyed_peas2.jpg

Hard to believe these humble beans have created so many great hits.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Hmmm...looks like I picked the wrong thread again for my drunken anti-corporate rant last night.

 

[hogjack]

Hmmm...looks like I picked the wrong thread again for my drunken anti-corporate rant last night.

You are the yin to Donald Trump's yang.

 

[RjThoughts]

You are the yin to Donald Trump's yang.

That thing on the Donald's head is a yang?