I would kil for.....

[SeaCat]

There a re very few things I would literaly kil for. That being said I can see a number of people visiting the local body and fender shop, (E.R.) in order for me to own my own house. (I can cook like a son of a gun but I'm tired of worrying about the place I'm renting getting sold as soon as I finish fixing it up.)

Cat

 

[Quiet_Cool]

And yet you couldn't resist.

It's an itch, y'know?

(and no, not that kind of itch.)

I haven't talked to you before, Hooper. Welcome to the AH, if I didn't say so before.

Q_C

 

[Hooper_X]

dammit, Hoop, I can't stop looking at your sigline!

Litster's eyes were made to look and let them gaze: I will budge my sig for no man's pleasure, I.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Litster's eyes were made to look and let them gaze: I will budge my sig for no man's pleasure, I.

very well then, I'll keep looking.

 

[Hooper_X]

It's an itch, y'know?

(and no, not that kind of itch.)

I haven't talked to you before, Hooper. Welcome to the AH, if I didn't say so before.

Q_C

Thanks, though actually I used to post year some years ago.

 

[Pleasureboy2]

oh yeah, I think we need a few daddies on this cruise too.
(but just not our babies' daddies)

just not our babies daddies? who's daddies then?

 

[thebullet]

Lobster.

When I was a kid I used to lie in bed at night dreaming of lobster dinners. Now I know it was a precognition.

I can't eat lobster, haven't had it for years. It gives me that most dreaded of all diseases of the big toe: gout.

 

[Hooper_X]

Lobster.

When I was a kid I used to lie in bed at night dreaming of lobster dinners. Now I know it was a precognition.

I can't eat lobster, haven't had it for years. It gives me that most dreaded of all diseases of the big toe: gout.

big toe at first ...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

just not our babies daddies? who's daddies then?

someone else's

 

[Guest]

 

[thebullet]

Hoop said:
big toe at first ...

Don't I know it! Bit toe, then ankle, then whole foot, then instep. I'm the world's #1 user of Alleve.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Don't I know it! Bit toe, then ankle, then whole foot, then instep. I'm the world's #1 user of Alleve.

drink cherry juice, It'll help, I'm not kidding.

 

[Pleasureboy2]

Well, if you're nice, I'll let you be my daddy....

promise

 

[Hooper_X]

Don't I know it! Bit toe, then ankle, then whole foot, then instep. I'm the world's #1 user of Alleve.

Gouty Arthritis runs in my family, thus why I preemptively became a vegetarian. Your best defence against repeated attacks, other than taking Allopurinol, is not eating any purine rich foods, drinking water as if it were going out of style, and sleeping with socks on.

 

[Guest]

 

[variable Xy]

drink cherry juice, It'll help, I'm not kidding.

you said that about my brusititus too. is cherry juice the new green tea?

 

[thebullet]

Hoop said:
Gouty Arthritis runs in my family, thus why I preemptively became a vegetarian. Your best defence against repeated attacks, other than taking Allopurinol, is not eating any purine rich foods, drinking water as if it were going out of style, and sleeping with socks on.

I know, I know. I should be taking my allopurinol. I also get uric acid kidney stones. And arthritis in my knees. It runs in my family too. I'm a vegetarian about 50% of the time (my wife is 100% vegetarian): ie. I eat as many vegetarian meals in a row as I can stomach until, it's like: I just gotta have some meat!!

Still, I've toned down the beef, pork, and lamb to almost nothing, never eat shellfish. Now I'm learning to eat fish, even though I hate it.

It's hell getting old.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

you said that about my brusititus too. is cherry juice the new green tea?

aren't brusititus and gout the same thing? Maybe I gave you the wrong medical advice.
I hear spray butter is good for that too.

 

[thebullet]

Miss Scarlett said:
drink cherry juice, It'll help, I'm not kidding

I've been told to drink cranberry juice. But cherry juice is also good, so you aren't giving inappropriate advice.

Actually for reasons of sugar consumption, my wife won't allow me to drink any fruit juice any more. Does my life suck, or what?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I've been told to drink cranberry juice. But cherry juice is also good, so you aren't giving inappropriate advice.

Actually for reasons of sugar consumption, my wife won't allow me to drink any fruit juice any more. Does my life suck, or what?

OMG! I'd be out in my car with a box of granulated sugar and a spoon if someone did that to me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

you said that about my brusititus too. is cherry juice the new green tea?

she's always telling me to take B6...

 

[variable Xy]

aren't brusititus and gout the same thing? Maybe I gave you the wrong medical advice.
I hear spray butter is good for that too.

you say the most delicious things

 

[Guest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Okay folks... thread jacking is one thing...but thread jacking about gout is just wrong...

Okay, what was this thread about again?

you say the most delicious things

a lot of the time, yes. But not if you hear me start a sentence with "I don't mean to be gross, but..."

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Okay folks... thread jacking is one thing...but thread jacking about gout is just wrong...

Yeah, cut it out, or I will be forced to dredge up the lyrics to The Wibbley-Wobbley Walk.