I would kil for.....

[erise]

.....the ability to cook. Honestly, I envy people who can just conjur up a satisfying, nutritious meal without even giving much thought to it.

Do you want some lessons? Saitsfying, delicate, and even good looking, no problem. But nutritious? Not me.

 

[Dar~]

I hear spray butter is good for that too.

Scarlett, you have a butter fetish. People don't listen to the butter freak!! She hasn't been taking her medication

 

[carsonshepherd]

Scarlett, you have a butter fetish. People don't listen to the butter freak!! She hasn't been taking her medication

she doesn't have a butter fetish, dear. She creates them!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

she doesn't have a butter fetish, dear. She creates them!

that's right

 

[Hooper_X]

Now I'm learning to eat fish, even though I hate it.

You know, while fish isn't as bad as, say, chopped liver, it's still extremely purine rich. Ditto for any kind of flesh whether from beast, fowl or fish.


As to what I'd kill for, the ability to go back in time and get free first row rush tickets for the original broadway cast of Rent at the Nederlander.